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A rough portrait for a generic Sarkic Karcist

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www.ough.guh

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A jokester, eh? I make you laugh? I’m here to amuse you?

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doctors: x-rays are perfectly safe, there's no need to worry about them

doctors as soon as they turn on the x-ray machine:

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snake gore

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Playing the sound of hot sand and everyone in the club starts going "ooh. ooh. aah. ooh. ouch." and hopping around on one foot

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"Let's draw your lover"

Sarkicism Hub - SCP Foundation by Metaphysician

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sarkicism-hub

CC BY-SA 3.0

ref https://x.com/txtdariocs/status/1949137637832560844?s=46&t=2tEbCteQYhTCgiWGER9q8Q

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Ion and Lovataar

Sarkicism Hub - SCP Foundation by Metaphysician

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sarkicism-hub

CC BY-SA 3.0

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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post social event clarity

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Breakfast Should Refresh You

Lunch Should Encourage You

Dinner Should Challenge You

Supper Should Make You Wonder

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Jet lag going east to west: oh hehe I accidentally went to bed at 8 pm and now I’m up at the crack of dawn!!!! Oh well, guess I’ll just watch the sunrise and enjoy a leisurely start to my day.

Jet lag going west to east:

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Hellooooo take them. Please. They're arguing in my kitchen