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hihi!

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Fiyero: Why are you looking at me like that?

Elphaba: I’m considering my options.

Fiyero: …For what?

Elphaba: Whether to hex you or kiss you.

Fiyero: I mean…

Fiyero: I’m free all evening??

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Fiyero: You’re glaring at me again.

Elphaba: I’m thinking.

Fiyero: About what?

Elphaba: Whether it’s ethical to kiss someone just to make them shut up.

Fiyero: …

Elphaba: …

Fiyero: Okay well now I have to keep talking. For science.

Elphaba: Oh stars.

Fiyero: Do you want me to monologue or hum? I can hum. Do you like jazz?

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Glinda in front of a mirror, spiraling out loud:

Glinda: I’m not worried. I’m not worried.

Glinda: She’s a gorgeous, radiant genius with powerful shoulders and perfect collarbones.

Glinda: (aggressively brushing her hair)

Glinda: Of course people are going to flirt with her.

Glinda: They should be afraid of me anyway.

Glinda: (smiles into mirror) Let them flirt. Let them try. I have magic and the address of her childhood home.

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Glinda, at three in the morning:

Glinda: I just think it’s interesting that she knew your favorite book.

Elphaba: GO TO SLEEP.

Glinda: And that you laughed at her joke.

Elphaba: I was being polite.

Glinda: Polite… I can be polite.

Glinda: We’ll be polite at her funeral, then.

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Care Bears knows what the people want: gelphie.

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The way this had me GIGGLING and KICKING MY FEET UP IN THE AIR

Please watch and read in AO3 for the fullest experience

Tooth rotting fluff — such a pick-me-up!! 🩵💚

Fiyero & Elphaba finally get together and try (fail) to come up w/pet names

Missing You (After 5 Minutes) - The Search for a Name

Feat. Fiyero's bad grammar (but great flirting), Elphaba's dinner order, some ducks minding their own business (until Fiyero came along), and ofc the 2 saps who are disgustingly in love

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(ahem) I'm alive

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"you should go to bed!" i have 32 gelphie fics open and 37 gliyeraba tabs waiting in the wings. my day has only just begun

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but its important

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Grandpa Oscar’s been teaching his grandchild to fight dirty.

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Droids Gelphie~

Random asf but somehow “turn gelphie into anything but human” culminated in droids gelphie drabbles which inspired the *amazing* @eamanning for a fic!

So— a lil doodle of the girls💕

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I love them

these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

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i hope you get what your heart desires

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Q. Did you ship another pair with that bastard in it?

A. Yes, and?