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the wizard is really out here queerbaiting in the most literal sense

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you guys think glinda had a little pink and blonde figurine of herself made to go with the one the wizard made of elphie? you think she makes the figurines kiss on the lips?

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ok i know no one asked, but...

Shiz University Group Chats - Interlude

[ Glinda 🌟 | Pfannee the Pfirst | Shenshen 💋 ]

Glinda 🌟 okay so slight miscalculation in the field today

Pfannee the Pfirst you tried again didn’t you

Shenshen 💋 gasp. update immediately.

Glinda 🌟 I just said “maybe we should practice, for science” and she LAUGHED. not mean, not awkward. just… like she thought I was joking

Pfannee the Pfirst a soft miss is still a miss, darling

Glinda 🌟 i said "just close your eyes and imagine" 😭

Pfannee the Pfirst GIRL. we've talked about thisssss

Shenshen 💋 did she do the thing where she tilts her head like you’re speaking dolphin again

Glinda 🌟 YES and then she said “you’re very silly” and offered me half her muffin which I took because I’m weak

Pfannee the Pfirst consolation carbs. devastating.

Glinda 🌟 so anyway can I sleep in your dorm tonight

Pfannee the Pfirst already fluffed your pillow

Shenshen 💋 bringing the emergency blanket of denial

Oh Galinda… The closet is glass. 💅🏻

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Shiz University Group Chats

Pt 11: Existing Neutrally (Fiyero Takes a Break from Flirting)

[ Fiyero 🔥 | Elphaba 💚 ]

Fiyero 🔥 (08:01)

Morning. Not trying to flirt today. Just… existing neutrally in your direction.

Elphaba 💚 (08:02)

Thank you. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

Fiyero 🔥 (11:47)

I brought your library book back. Didn’t read it. Felt like it was smarter than me. It won the stare-down.

Elphaba 💚 (11:48)

Most printed objects are smarter than you. But thanks.

Fiyero 🔥 (16:15)

Saw you in the courtyard today. Didn’t wave. Just admired you from a respectful, platonic distance. Like a rock. Or a particularly aloof fern.

Elphaba 💚 (16:15)

Are you okay.

Fiyero 🔥 (16:16)

I’ve entered my “emotionally repressed monk” era. You broke me, Elphie. But like, politely.

Elphaba 💚 (22:06)

You know, you’re quieter when you’re not trying to be charming. It’s...nice. Soothing, almost. Like background thunder. Or moral ambiguity.

Fiyero 🔥 (22:07)

Wait. Was that… Did you just compliment me?

Elphaba 💚 (22:08)

No. It was an observation. Anyway, thanks for carrying my books earlier. You're surprisingly stable under pressure. Like a magically enhanced ox.

Fiyero 🔥 (22:08)

That’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever said to me.

Elphaba 💚 (22:08)

It was a factual comparison?

Fiyero 🔥 (22:09)

Still going in the scrapbook.

Fiyero 🔥 (22:17)

If I told you I used to dream about you saying things like that to me, what would you do?

Elphaba 💚 (22:18)

Correct the grammar. Then maybe ask you to carry more books. Why?

Fiyero 🔥 (22:18)

No reason. Just adjusting my expectations. And my heartbeat. And maybe my whole emotional architecture.

Elphaba 💚 (22:19)

You’re being weird again.

Fiyero 🔥 (22:19)

You said I’m like thunder. Let me have this.

11 of ? | Masterpost

Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS

Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS

Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)

Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group

Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage

Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)

Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling

Pt 8.: Don’t Leave Your Phone Unattended

Pt 9: OOPS WRONG CHAT

Pt 10: Elphie Does Not Understand Innuendo 

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The Promise

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ol' glinda so in love with fiyero that she forgets him at the ozdust,

...can't seem to leave elphaba's side when they're all out together,

... gets jealous when elphaba doesn't pick her to help her with the cub,

... and scooches closer to elphaba when she notices the eye contact between him and elphaba.

girl really loves that girl boy 🥰

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I haven't used tumblr in ages but:

You may know me from the Shiz U Groupchat AU.

I started this Wicked side blog to feast on all the wicked / gelphie/ fiyeraba / thropple art and cry at the sad gay edits u guys are making.

And also maybe share some of my fics every now and then.

I'd love to make some friends/ mutuals. So if you're into any of the above -- drop a reply below and let's be friends? <3

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HAHAHAHA I'M TOTALLY OK HAHAHAHA

as long as you’re mine

come be how you want to

and see how bright we shine

borrow the moonlight

until it is through.

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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elphaba Thropp/Fiyero Tigelaar Characters: Elphaba Thropp, Fiyero Tigelaar, Galinda Upland, Boq Woodsman, Nessarose Thropp, Pfannee (The Wicked Years), Boq (The Wicked Years), Avaric Tenmeadows, Madame Morrible Additional Tags: Accidental Bonding, Forced Proximity, Magical Accidents, Fluff, Banter, Reluctantly Tethered Friends to Lovers, Chaos, Crack, Magical handcuffs, Mutual Pining, Shiz University Shenanigans, Glinda is Too Invested in the Drama, Romantic Comedy, Fluff and Humor Summary:

It all starts with a spell going wrong.

Now Elphaba and Fiyero are magically bound together, they can’t stop bickering, and they may have also accidentally become the talk of the campus.

Between awkward sleeping arrangements, one-handed duels, and Glinda’s unauthorized stage adaptation--falling in love might just be the least humiliating part.

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idk if you’re here for the groupchat AU or just passing by, but I wrote a longer fic of shiz U shenanigans except fiyeraba is struck in a magical handhold and glinda gets too invested in the drama. 

Have a look and hope you enjoy it! :)

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The tragedy of gelphie is that by the time Glinda finally decided to choose Elphaba, it was too late.

And the beauty of fiyeraba is that she never expected him to choose her, and he willingly joined her in her otherness, the only fear being that she wouldn’t want him.

Anyways bisexuality is at its peak with doomed yuri and a man who worships the ground the woman walks on.

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Shiz University Group Chats

Pt 10: Elphie Does Not Understand Innuendo 

[ Glinda 🌟 | Fiyero 🔥 | Elphaba 💚 ]

Glinda 🌟 (09:22) Just a reminder: the phrase “I’m free after dark” doesn’t mean what you think it means, Elphie.

Elphaba 💚 (09:22) It means I’m available after I finish my lab work. What else would it mean.

Fiyero 🔥 (09:23) ...Should we tell her?

Glinda 🌟 (09:23) No. It’s like watching a frog hop around a wine glass. Adorable. Confusing. Somehow sacred.

Elphaba 💚 (09:24) You two are being extremely suspicious Is this about the time I told the Dean “I’m ready when you are”?

Fiyero 🔥 (09:25) ...Yes.

Fiyero 🔥 (14:11) So when I said "you can pin me against the wall anytime" and you replied "I’d need proper anchoring spells for that" Was that serious??

Elphaba 💚 (14:12) Of course. We’ve had issues with structural damage. Why would I risk a collapse just to make a point? Wait, what did you mean?

Glinda 🌟 (14:13) She’s not pretending. That’s the worst part.

Glinda 🌟 (21:45) Fiyero said you “make his heart race” and you asked if he’s sure it’s not a potassium deficiency.

Elphaba 💚 (21:46) It’s a common cause of palpitations.

Fiyero 🔥 (21:46) You’re killing me.

Elphaba 💚 (21:47) Then increase your banana intake.

Fiyero 🔥 (21:46) How are you like this.

Elphaba 💚 (21:47) Chronically.

10 of ? | Masterpost

Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS

Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS

Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)

Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group

Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage

Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)

Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling

Pt 8.: Don’t Leave Your Phone Unattended​​

Pt 9: OOPS WRONG CHAT

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HAHAHA JUST STAB ME WITH A CROOKED BROOM HANDLE

Fiyeraba + text posts (15/∞)

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Pls go ahead ✨ but thanks for checking. If ur crediting feel free to link me on tumblr/ao3 — I’m @toinkeroo on both 💖

Excited to see what other shenanigans occur 😇

Shiz University Group Chats - MASTERPOST

Keep track of the posts here :) I'll be updating this as I post more in the GC AU so you can use this to keep track/ choose the specific post you're interested in. 💖

Welcome to Shiz University. Please consult the following Group Chat Rules and Codes of Conduct:

Respect all members of the academic community.

Use school-sanctioned communication channels responsibly. Please avoid foul language, innuendo, or utilizing chat rooms for bribery, gambling, unsanctioned spellwork, or public declarations of love.

Please maintain proper use of chat functions. Do not initiate campus-wide romantic competitions using shared documents, voting polls, or emoji reaction battles.

At campus discretion, faculty members may be called upon monitor student group chats if there is any evidence / suspicion of scandalocious actions.

Have fun! Do note that your chats may be recorded in the university server for a period of ninety (90) days for training and maintenance purposes.

At Shiz University, the real drama isn’t in the lecture halls—it’s in the group chats.

Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS

Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS

Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)

Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group

Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage

Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)

Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling

Pt 8.: Don’t Leave Your Phone Unattended

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Shiz University Group Chats

Pt 9: OOPS WRONG CHAT

SHIZ UNIVERSITY: General Notices & Discussion [ 89 members including Elphaba 💚, Fiyero 🔥, Glinda 🌟, Pfannee the Pfirst, Shenshen 👠, Boq W., Avaric 💸, Nessarose ... and at least one confused T.A. ]

Glinda 🌟:

I AM NOT JEALOUS I am merely justifiably outraged that a certain tree-brained Winkie thinks he can waltz in, borrow someone’s PHONE, and LAY CLAIM to the most brilliant, sharp-tongued, morally inflexible girl in the year like she’s a midterm study guide he left too long in the sun

Glinda 🌟:

Also I had dibs.

Glinda 🌟:

This was meant for Pfannee. Nobody read that. Please.

Glinda 🌟deleted a message.

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Pfannee the Pfirst:

Too late. I’m printing it on a shirt.

Boq W.:

i would like to unsubscribe from this timeline

quintibald just asked me to explain what ‘dibs’ means

Avaric 💸:

i would like to fund this timeline

Fiyero 🔥:

So just checking— does this count as you making the first move?

Shenshen 👠:

I am living for this slow-motion emotional catastrophe.

Elphaba 💚: i am closing this app forever do not speak to me in lecture

Professor Morrible (Admin) has joined the chat.

Professor Morrible (Admin): “Please remember this group is for ACADEMIC purposes only.”

Elphaba 💚 pinned this message. 📌

9 of ? | Masterpost

Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS

Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS

Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)

Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group

Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage

Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)

Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling

Pt 8.: Don’t Leave Your Phone Unattended

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I hope you’re happy 💕

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Happy Pride ✨

By imzeferino on twt // @imzeferino on tumblr

[if this has been shared somewhere on tumblr by the OG artist, please let me know so I can reblog that instead!!]

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Shiz University Group Chats

Pt 8: Don’t Leave Your Phone Unattended

💬 PRIVATE CHAT: Elphaba 💚 + Glinda 🌟

Glinda 🌟: Your analysis in Conjuration was very compelling today.

Elphaba 💚: You mean “argumentative.”

Glinda 🌟: I mean brilliant. And you only almost set one scroll on fire this time! That’s growth!

Elphaba 💚: It was Boq’s scroll. He deserved it.

Glinda 🌟: I’m just saying… you’re terrifying in the most aesthetically satisfying way.

Elphaba 💚: ...are you flirting with me or insulting me?

Glinda 🌟: Yes.

Elphaba 💚: 🙃

Elphaba 💚 is typing... Elphaba 💚 is typing... Elphaba 💚 is typing...

Elphaba 💚: Glinda.

It’s Fiyero. She left her phone on the bench. I couldn’t help but notice you’ve been… persistent. 😇

Just thought I should clarify I’m also… very invested. In a respectful, magical, destiny-adjacent kind of way. So maybe… give her some space.

Cordially. 😊 —F.

Glinda 🌟: … Did you just politely threaten me using her phone.

Elphaba 💚: Not a threat. A friendly heads-up. -F����

(Also, she blushed when I said “hex compatibility.” Just FYI.)

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Elphaba 💚:

WHY ARE THERE ELEVEN DELETED MESSAGES

WHY IS MY DRAFTS FULL OF EMOJI WHAT. DID. YOU. TWO. DO.

EXPLAIN

8 of ? | Masterpost

Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS

Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS

Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)

Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group

Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage

Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)

Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling