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@baddcop ah, that motherfucker.

him.

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not me seeing my mutuals haven't been around since 1+ years. ):

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RK900 / K9 / CANINE

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idk if anyone is still around in this fandom but i miss it so much and i have so much RK900 muse. please hit me up to rp, bonus points if it’s on discord.

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because my muse got sorta shot in the foot last night (he’ll be okay and he’ll be back i just need time), go find ya boy at @rookierpd

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happy four-twenty to the homies. 

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@a-mixed-bag-of-dbh​ ----

the RK900 unit is scanning over files at his partner’s desk, before he realizes that something seems off. he looked over towards the GV unit and his head tilts. why is it so nervous? the android clears his throat and then focuses back on his hud- trying to ignore his thoughts.

no. he has to know. gavin, that’s what the android liked to be called, right? 

looking over at the appearance of the android, niles sighed and shook his head. “gavin,      do i even want to know what you have? “

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send  me  this  or  that  questions  for  my  muse  !    / accepting.

niles is just staring at this question while his LED cycles on yellow, slowly. as if he’s contemplating. he’s unsure there’s a correct response to this.     “ are these not... the same term? “

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at 3pm EST @abrasivc, @turingtestee and i are going to play apex legends on twitch. so come hang!

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )

❛ and the worst part is, i don’t even have my holy water! ❜ 

❛ you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. ❜ 

❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜     

❛ demons, you cowards! ❜ 

❛ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ❜ 

❛ i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now it’s about three quarters full. ❜ 

❛ i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ❜ 

❛ well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! ❜     

❛ i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. ❜ 

❛ holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub! ❜ 

❛ i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! ❜ 

❛ no, no, no, you’re going to scare the ghosts away. ❜ 

❛ if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die. . young. ❜ 

❛ jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place we’re at? ❜ 

❛ if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe — clooney’s flammable. ❜ 

❛ i’ve always gotta’ think about stuff, y’know? like this mannequin in this tub, what’s he doing here? ❜ 

❛ hey demons, it’s me, ya’ boy. ❜ 

❛ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard — still good. ❜ 

❛ so it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em a zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it? ❜ 

❛ stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. ❜ 

❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜ 

❛ this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. ❜     

❛ i took an improv comedy class once, ‘cause i’m a white guy. ❜ 

❛ i just got startled by a disco ball. ❜ 

❛ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ❜ 

❛ just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ❜ 

❛ i’m not doing this because i want to steal, i‘m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. ❜ 

❛ hey ghouls! the boys are here. ❜ 

❛ i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people. ❜ 

❛ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot! ❜         

❛ this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. ❜ 

❛ ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. three…sheets. ❜ 

❛ it looks like one of the conjuring films. ❜ 

❛ anytime you get uneasy, that’s me! ❜ 

❛ if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, we’d have landed on the moon in 1790. ❜ 

❛ we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ❜ 

❛ demons! you’re not trying hard enough — plunge us into darkness! ❜     

❛ you gotta’ fuckin’ calm down, man. ❜ 

❛ why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesn’t get a ghost? ❜ 

❛ i think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. ❜ 

❛ i’m exposing my cranium to you. ❜     

❛ there’s a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. ❜ 

❛ shadows do tend to follow you though, that’s how they work. ❜ 

❛ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t smell like barbecue? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list. ❜ 

❛ i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! ❜ 

❛ you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckin’ dickhead! ❜ 

❛ spooky, huh? ❜ 

❛ is it very european to — to burst into flames? ❜ 

❛ and i guess this is where we’re fuckin’ sleeping because we’re idiots. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜ 

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favorite Reed900 scenes: 7/?

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❝    𝚈𝙾𝚄   𝙶𝙾𝚃   𝚃𝙷𝙴   𝚂𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙸𝚃   𝙾𝙵   𝚃𝙷𝙴   𝙼𝙾𝙹𝙰𝚅𝙴   𝙸𝙽   𝚈𝙾𝚄,   𝙱𝙾𝚈 !    …    ( 𝐵𝐸   𝐶𝐴𝑅𝐸𝐹𝑈𝐿   𝑊𝐼𝑇𝐻   𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇   𝐹𝐼𝑅𝐸. )   ❞

ind.  𝙲𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁   𝟼    of    𝙵𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚄𝚃:   𝙽𝙴𝚆   𝚅𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚂.    multiverse   &   multiship.   crossover   friendly.   penned   by    𝙲𝙾𝚈𝙾𝚃𝙴.

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me, with a gun pointed at the gavin blogs that have a reverse au: ........ please PLEASE throw him at me!!!!

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WALL-E (2008) dir. Andrew Stanton

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talks about reed900 under the cut

reverse au GV200 & RK900 is Wall-E & EVE and you CANNOT tell me i’m wrong.

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