arkyj
arkyj
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masha | 21 | ШДБ tattooed on my forehead
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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*does an elaborate spell* *you are transformed into a pile of silly bandz representing your sins* *i wear you*
#oh
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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me crawling around in an air vent: what wyould you do if we accidental kissed
the xenomorph: *hisses and impales me with its razor sharp tail*
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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trying to illeg*lly find queer eye episodes because im too nervous to ask my friend for their netflix password again 
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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gamers, we’ve overclocked the earth… and its cooling fans can’t handle it anymore #stopglobalwarming #savetheplanet
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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me on ellen
ellen: so i heard you like dark souls
me: y-yes…..?
*pans out to reveal the first flame fading into cinders in the background and ellen pulls out a huge flaming sword as a piano starts up from somewhere in the crowd*
me, pulling out a parrying shield: omg you d *LOUD PARRYING NOISES* 
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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I’ll still beat you
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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No one calls you honey when you’re sitting on a throne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yP9olT_TdM
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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баю-баюшки-баю
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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Devil May Cry 3 (2005) / Devil May Cry 5 (2019)
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did someone say apex vine references 
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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paris eternal comms
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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The Lifesaver. She is so cute.
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arkyj · 6 years ago
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A 10min doodle before climbing practice~
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