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*does an elaborate spell* *you are transformed into a pile of silly bandz representing your sins* *i wear you*

[arkyj]

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

[arkyj]

everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

[arkyj]

me crawling around in an air vent: what wyould you do if we accidental kissed

the xenomorph: *hisses and impales me with its razor sharp tail*

[arkyj]

trying to illeg*lly find queer eye episodes because im too nervous to ask my friend for their netflix password again 

[arkyj]

gamers, we’ve overclocked the earth… and its cooling fans can’t handle it anymore #stopglobalwarming #savetheplanet

[arkyj]

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

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can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear

[arkyj]

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you like dark souls

me: y-yes…..?

*pans out to reveal the first flame fading into cinders in the background and ellen pulls out a huge flaming sword as a piano starts up from somewhere in the crowd*

me, pulling out a parrying shield: omg you d *LOUD PARRYING NOISES* 

[arkyj]

I’ll still beat you

[arkyj]

No one calls you honey when you’re sitting on a throne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yP9olT_TdM

[arkyj]

баю-баюшки-баю

[arkyj]

Devil May Cry 3 (2005) / Devil May Cry 5 (2019)

[arkyj]

did someone say apex vine references 

[arkyj]

paris eternal comms

[arkyj]

The Lifesaver. She is so cute.

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A 10min doodle before climbing practice~