#he really would

[qcomicsy]

Jason: You redecorated the league. . . You don't seem the designer type.

Future!Damian: I told all of you I rebuilt the League from the ground.

Jason: You said scratch–

Dick: And you didn't mean literally–

Future!Damian:

Dick:

Dick: Oh my god you did– He did mean literally.

Bruce: You blew up the league of assassin's?

Future!Damian: No, I am not stupid.

Future!Damian: Timothy did.

Future!Damian: Twice.

Bruce: Twice??

Tim:

Tim: You know, I can't even pretend to be surprised on that one. I really would.

[motions1ckn3ss]

rip grantaire you would've loved bill wurtz's history of the entire world, i guess

[sunny-daze-ahead]

Tim: My fatal flaw is I believe I can do anything if I'm determined enough. Solve seventeen cold cases in a row? Done. Beat up Superman? Of course. Learn to fly? No problem.

[bluerosefox]

Middle Name

Hey

DP fandom.

Idea

I know some people like to give Danny’s middle name, if they don’t use Jackson, Vladimir, Vlad or even Vladdie because lets face it, Jack would BUT what if. Its not Danny that has the name Vlad as a middle name....

But Jazz.

Because lets be honest, Jack would regardless of gender, would name his first born with a Vlad name. He would totally sign her birth papers with some sort of Vlad name while Maddie is sleeping off giving birth.

And Jack would totally have it as Jasmine Vladimira Fenton.

[stincorrect]

Will: You believe me? Mike: Will, you’re like the last good person in the world. Mike: I’d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

[late-tothe-party-07]

For some reason I had a dream that Jonathon Sims from tma was running a second underground business because he wasn't getting paid enough with the archivist job.

The underground thing he was doing?

Writing step by step guides on "How to Human".

He did this begrudgingly and often was exasperated at one regular that came to buy his stuff because "No Darrel. You can't just twist your arm backwards.....

No- taking it OFF isn't any better just...take the book."

The bad part was Martin found one of these books and got concerned. Not because Jon was selling "How to Human 101" books.

Because on one page it states that its normal for people to function without any form of sleep and that coffee was a perfectly reasonable substitute for water.

[hawkinsincorrect]

El: Wait. So, you did watch Pride and Prejudice?

Mike: Yeah. I take all of your recommendations seriously. I want to know why you like stuff.

[novasdarling]

I headcanon shalnark to be the type that likes to take after sex photos of you. Relishing in the way you looked fucked out, makeup smeared, eyes looking up at him all tired. He has a folder of them saved on his phone that he jerks off to when he's away.

[sharpth1ng]

May I offer these shirts and this cake as Stu's gifts to billy

Yes you may!

100% on that prettiest girl in the morgue shirt oh lord

Them out, Stu sees that, like “you should buy that for me.”

Billy: “? Buy it yourself?”

Stu: “no I want you to tell me I’m the prettiest girl in the morgue.”

Also:

PEE.

Billy like: “ …if this is an attempt to introduce something new to our sex life then no. The only fluids I work in are sweat, blood, spit, and cum.”

Stu: *dies of laughter*

[deathfavor]

Anonymous said: Izana do fish make good starter pets?

ask the muses for advice

Instantly, Izana's expression brightens a bit at the question. " Depends. But as a whole, yes. They're probably the best starter pet, especially for younger ages. " He answers cheerfully. " Although, there are drawbacks. If you're prone to extreme forgetfulness, perhaps not since fish can't make noise like rodents, dogs, birds, and cats do that force you to pay attention. " Enough about that though, time for the fun bit.

" Fish definitely depend on the species. Some are good for beginners, some only experts should handle. If you've never had fish before, or a pet in general, I recommen a freshwater tank. They're easier to maintain and less expensive. I suggest something like a shubunkin goldfish to start with. They're hardy and prefer low movement water. The drawback is goldfish need big tanks just to start with. So if not that, then bettas, Japanese Rice fish, or Zebra Danios are also a good choice for a smaller tank. "  

[haylorinthewoods]

okay hear me out... the fact that she worked with taylor lautner means she's not opposed to the idea of working with an ex for a fun thing so the only thing that needs to happen is for harry to be on board... we're getting that collab

And like…..I legit feel like Harry would do it.

[hyuck-xix]

loml <3

[blossoms-and-petrichor]

"i still prefer the funny ones" crowley youre only saying that because you and i both know you'd make the perfect viola/cesario

[your-fave-has-an-account]

Miles "Tails" Prower from Sonic The Hedgehog has a tumblr account!

requested by @babygeniustails

[heeracha]

i need a heeseung to buy me coffee when im sad 😔

[bornspellcaster]

Clips: oh fuck yes I’d look beautiful in this