Born to be a con man in an unethical Victorian circusHe/himArtist, writer, cosplayer, professional at being cringe, guy who probably thinks he's a lot smarter than he really is. You can find me crawling through drain pipes and lurking in dark corners
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Something something Michael
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Yes this is one of the critters. Probably Kirby.
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The electronic signs outside of family owned seafood restaurants
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Alright buddy
I wish Godzilla was real so they can eat all the nukes ❤️ Mechagozilla can stay away though that doesnt have to be real, but Mothra's sick, and would probually eat corrupt politicians or something, so they can exist as well❤️
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people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like
are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason
do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK
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No idea what any of this means but I agree
I wish Godzilla was real so they can eat all the nukes ❤️ Mechagozilla can stay away though that doesnt have to be real, but Mothra's sick, and would probually eat corrupt politicians or something, so they can exist as well❤️
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I am Martin Blackwood, and I am NOT lonely anymore
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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line
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Deltatheys unite (Dragonball fusion dance into one massive DeltaThem)
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"I asked chat gpt-" yeah, well, I asked the Ceaseless Watcher's precious little boy and he told me he wasn't an apocalyptic google
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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?
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“i really loved you, you know?” will always get me
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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN
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