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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….

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for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

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being a little handsy

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New tlt art! Yep!💀

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this video has been all that i think about for days now

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Happy Pride Month to these two disasters

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may I suggest a new mutuals symbol?

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One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

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Guys my nativity scene looks a little weird

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