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As a Maltese person, the pronunciation of Buttigieg hurt me 🥲

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“we had this conversation on tour”

right after a butt plug that glows in the dark was a choice Philip Lester

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I’m barely halfway through the video and I’m already peachless

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“Being called a gay best friend”

the trauma on Dan’s face 🤣💀

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Topping a Twink after they have Taco Bell

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Of course the one time I decided to go out on a Sunday evening, Dip and Pip posted a new video

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every time I think Phil could actually have a chance of winning a D vs P for once he…completely loses his shit 💀💀💀

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“I wanna Peepa the titties” - Dan Howell, 2025

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“Yeah, you do have cow vibes” - Phil Lester, 2025

🐮🐮🐮

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Cul de sac…that posh southern word 💀 sure Phil

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Happy birthday @danielhowell!

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I know Dan is a 34 year old man but I still can’t believe there’s now a photo out in the world of him with stubble 🤣

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ok so he CAN grow a beard he’s just a coward 😞

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“What is with this Phil pregnancy thing?” Really????? REALLY??!!!!! It’s not like there’s a whole ass video about you being pregnant or anything

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I genuinely feel like I’m living in an alternate universe.

T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E Say it to my face you want to INFLUENCE ME 💁🏼‍♀️

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This is hilarious to me 🤣

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So I did not buy more first go round because I wanted to give everyone a fair chance, especially those who did not get to go to a show. But I did end up getting more once the pre-order option came out 💀

I had 4 photocards packets from the TIT show so explain to me why I’m considering tying my own hands up so I don’t buy more 💀