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                𝖤𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀

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❝Parkour is terrifying.❞

❝ well, not parkour per sé. more like heights. ❞

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❝ hey, don’t blame me for the change of personality. blame the 3 month dry spell you left me with. ❞ reggie did not technically left nick with a 3 month dry spell. nick was the one leaving both of them with it due to his trip to france. a small nip was given to the other’s chin, sighing in pure bliss. no more fights. no more heartbreaks. they were happy.

at the other’s sentence, nick couldn’t help but to cover his mouth and snort. he still remembers their honeymoon and the place they did it.❝ but that’s the fun part. i mean, with finish there and have a 80% chance to repeat it in the shower or bath. ❞

Reggie can’t help but laugh in surprise, turning in his chair to look at the other. Nevermind his ears heating up at mere implication of sex on the beach, just the fact that Nick was so…eager. He’d always been a bit on the subtle side, favoring flirting over straight statements like that. “Alright, who are you and have you done with my husband?”

He still pulls the other towards him, a small smile on his face. He was confused, but he was even more tickled at the change. “Sex on the beach never ends well. Who knows we may get hit by a wave. Or get sand places sand shouldn’t be.”

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sentence prompts ➝ broad city

memecxllector

❝Are you sure that’s even a cat?❞

❝Okay, I love you too.❞

❝I don’t watch anything but solo porn.❞

❝We just got pizza.❞

❝Don’t black swan me like that, dude.❞

❝Don’t do drugs.❞

❝I’m like whatever I wanna be right now.❞

❝Coat racks aren’t for babies.❞

❝Wanna foook?❞

❝What are you doing here? No offense.❞

❝Dude, I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen.❞

❝I thought you got SUV’D.❞

❝But I won’t make out with you.❞

❝Animated movies are where it’s at. They’re like visual crack.❞

❝I don’t care if you believe me or not.❞

❝Do you mind if I take off my shirt?❞

❝I’m gonna respect your dick later.❞

❝Knock em over! They want to be on the ground.❞

❝Are you still talking to me?❞

❝I’m a sexual x-man. I’m Wolverine. I’m vulvarine.❞

❝Parkour is terrifying.❞

❝Hey, you’re blocking the whole fucking sidewalk.❞

❝No, I’m not sure. Because I’m not sure about anything.❞

❝How did you get into my apartment?❞

❝I can’t. I can’t get into adoption with you, again.❞

❝I just wanna get home and watch my shows.❞

❝Can you pick me up? Can you lift me up?❞

❝I literally don’t give any fucks. Like I hate fucks, they’re the worst.❞

❝I’m crushing it, two for two. All day.❞

❝Because I’m a badass…BOSS.❞

❝Okay, this is your new sexual partner.❞

❝Hey, chill, I’m on the phone.❞

❝I thought we were rating them on dick size.❞

❝Don’t ever let society change you.❞

❝Have fun doing all your drugs together.❞

❝I was so worried, I baked a whole cake. Then I ate a whole cake.❞

❝Well look what the cat dragged in.❞

❝You need to do your brain kegels.❞

❝You asked me the question and then just started answering it yourself.❞

❝Your hands on my ass.❞

❝You’re gonna smoke the whole bag.❞

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Season 3 Episode 4 - Unbreakable 

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Tu Honoreras Ta Mere Et Ta Mere

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BLEU DE CHANEL: interview with gaspard ulliel [x]

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How Well Do You Know Your OCs

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(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ desperate ‘pls stay’ sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ angry make up sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ public sex & tryin’ to keep quiet (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ car pulled off to the side of the road sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ wake up in the middle of the night sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ all of these things 

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➜ Play with mine’s hair

❝ and good morning to you, too. ❞ the teen said, his ownhand coming to the other’s face to gently cup it. last nightwas a wild night, due to the party made for nick’s return toseattle. they would, of course, end up drunk and nakedin delsin’s bed.at least nick had a shirt on.

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@thecrankysheriff

“That sounds nice and all but–” Reggie stands, breaking his sentence as he groans while his back gives a symphony of concerning pops and cracks. “I thought, no I know you hate the water. If you want to go somewhere let’s just go to dinner. Or get a drink.” He smiles, warmth and that same sense of contentment settling in his stomach as he takes in Nick. He had missed him, and it felt good to have him in the house again.

“Or a park, I’m not picky.”

❝ okay, yeah, you got me. water does give me the eebie jeebies, but who told you that we are going in the water? we are staying far the fuck away from it. ❞ the metal manipulator said, planting a very small, yet ardor filled kiss on the back of his husband’s neck. it felt nice being back. felt nice having reggie around to joke with. most of his family were rich asswipes, anyways.

❝ dinner first, then beach sex. or just sex. or just beach, whatever you want to. ❞

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Touch Meme

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

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Gaspar ulliel

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❝ alright, good. now listen. first and foremost, since i was away for a long ass time and tried to keep in contact with you, but failed a lot, we need to go somewhere. ❞ of course. nick was going to at least treat them right. he was always that romantic. he wanted reggie to live his life and not be glued to his work for the rest of his life. the conduit tugged on the other’s tie, a small smile on his face as he did.  ❝ we are going to the beach at night. no one’s going to be around. perfect romantic setting. ❞ was he forgetting the fact that he hated water?  

➟ pull on their clothes ( armedwithmxtal cause reasons )

“Alright, alright. I’m getting away from the paperwork.” He can’t help but chuckle, pushing himself away from his desk to take Nick’s hand. He always did small things to get his attention away from his work, because ‘You’re impossible to pull away otherwise.” It’s a good thing he had him around, otherwise who knows how long he’d spend fussing over stuff like this. “You have my full attention now.”

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❝ mother, will you forgive a broken soul? ❞