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The sweet blood, ooh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick.

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Presrop

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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been listening to a lot of dragon age 2 banter recently

she’s so good tho

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I offer only vampire angst today I'm afraid 😗

#Art #Astarion #bg3

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what a time to be alive (derogatory)

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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His health has broken 1000. I'm considering immortality now. Wouldn't the universe be so lucky to have this guy fighting for them?

Damian's a literal tank... 120ft speed, whether walking or flying, 30 ac, 518hp. He won't let his comrades die and tries to keep them alive the entire fight, using his own body as a shield. His damage output is enormous and now he's wielding a giant rifle with an underbarrel chainsaw ala gears. I've made the final frontiers equivalent of the doom slayer meets w40k space marine, which is hilarious cause he's from the imperium. Oh and he'll live for 100,000 years. I pity his enemies...

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commission for @cailleachan, their drow phantom rogue/ranger Miz'ri! thank you for commissioning me 💜

commission info 🎨

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Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)

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i wish it was truly and deeply understood that mental health issues can debilitate you and stunt your abilities and your life in a very real and literal way. like it is sickness it is illness it is not a minor inconvenience that you can always just talk yourself out of

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『🪦』 — scenery in dragon age: inquisition ; 4/?

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hello???

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gotta wonder if it ever will

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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