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one must imagine sisyphus getting his money up and his pussy up

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do you like men

man is a hopeless creature. i don't like much of anyone

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Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

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ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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"Marxist-leninist" Girl just say fascist.

Marxist-Leninists actually did the most work towards defeating fascism like in real life and not in political compass posting world

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‘Horses scare at everything!’ ‘Horses need special training just to walk around other people!’ If you had a huge, muscular, powerful body that seems just as fit to die as it is to run, you’d be on edge too. If a horse runs too fast, their lungs can explode. Also everyone needs training to be around humans. They’re loud and weird.

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i'm giving china all my personal info for free and i hope they invite me over there

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[ID: A digital illustration of Maya Fey and Franziska Von Karma from Ace Attorney. They're laid in bed together with early morning light coming through the window. Franziska is still asleep but smiling softly as Maya lays awake next to her, gently playing with Franziska's hair. End description.]

My piece for @arnaulting's fic for the @aawlwminibang!!

Here's a link to the fic!

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a brother is forever :)

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whats your most controversial eva opinion

what I believe about NGE is correct and everyone else is wrong about it, unless they agree with me, in which case I concede that their read is fundamentally correct but lacks a certain nuance I bring to the table

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