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i really think house acts like such a freak (sexually) in his outward persona but i think he's mostly very vanilla and just kind of wants to be taken care of. whereas wilson has been forcing himself to act very vanilla sexually with every woman he's been with but he's like 10x freakier than house. i think if they ever hooked up house would be genuinely shocked at how freaky wilson wants to be. i also think cuddy was pretty freaky but nobody ever wants to talk about women do they. whatever. interrupting this hilson post to spread propaganda about how cuddy owns multiple straps

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getting sick at the realization it's basically canon that wilson emotionally cheated on two of his wives with house. "i'm a doctor, she's used to eating without me" so you spend christmas with your boybestfriend. i'm gonna call you a slur

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

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Someone take the defibrilator away from Kutner. Please.

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Wilson straight up lying to the camera crew abt House is the funniest shit I've ever seen. The best friends ever.

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I think Cuddy should get one over on House far more frequently than she does tbh. For balance.

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Obsessed with the Cameron-Wilson dynamic. Two good-hearted, well-meaning people who have something deeply wrong with them trying and failing to reign in their cohort of morally bankrupt colleagues and watching each other actively become worse in the process. And they're both gay.

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"i was worried your wings would melt" vs "god doesn't limp" gay ass line combo with a side of mythological imagery.

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House is absolutely gagging for a threesome with Wilson and Cuddy, get it together man

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My take on the Huddyson dynamic as of late season 3, they’re so funny 😭😭

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House trying to manufacture a love triangle between himself, the boss he's crushing on and his boy best friend is soooooooo. Like please just say you want a threesome already.

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No one is doing it like Monkey D. Luffy. He’s a god. He’s a wanted criminal. He’s an idiot. He is an impeccable judge of character. He will punch an eight year old in the face. He forgets to mention people who are incredibly important to him. He’s an asexual icon. He has absolutely no marketable skills. He’s a selfish asshole. He has a very strong moral code that he decides entirely in the moment and will never explain to anyone ever.

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הבל | hevel

This is how it goes: God whispers in Cain’s jealous ear, drawing his attention to the Sin crouched at his doorway. Sin has haunted eyes and a mouth that has been kissed. Let there be no doubt that Sin has been kissed, with a wet-red mouth that may taste of blood or pomegranate or the electric crackle of a stoplight. Cain looks at Sin. He runs his tongue over his teeth.

This is how it goes: Cain leaves the house at one am in bare feet and a hoodie, careful to avoid the last stair that creaks, and treks out into the Field. There are many fields in the world but there is only one Field. Cain feels the difference in the grass when he crosses the border from field to Field, the way the grey-green blades stand up at attention in his wake, the way the dirt turns ice-cold and furious beneath his heels. The earth is good with foreshadowing. The tree of Knowledge has deep roots.

This is how it goes: God says, I will take you or your brother.

God says, You get to choose.

And Cain says, “When you split me and my brother in the womb, you did not divide us evenly. He got kindness, and I got longing. He got complacence, and I got ambition. I want to kill him sometimes. I think sometimes he wants to die.”

I have never made brothers before, God explains. That is how I thought they were made. What more do you want?

“I want to steal some of his kindness,” Cain says, and shakes his pocket knife out of his sleeve.

Back at home, Abel sits up in his bed with a start, heart racing. That was close, he thinks, that was a damn close one, and does not know why.

In the Field, the ground warms as blood seeps into the dirt. 

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hen and chim and the nonsense counter for @cosmicclownboy !

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people that match each other's freak (platonically)