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i would never bet on you but you are a dog

you have sent me this twice are you okay

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it's always "you're hot" and never "you're the losing dog i'd bet on"

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by Alice White

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is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

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on purpose. I love you on purpose.

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo / the swan no. 3 / euripides (trans. anne carson) / reassurance

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Some nerd who doesn’t know how Pokemon works: Status moves don’t matter lol they all suck

Me: Explain this then

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Some nerd who doesn’t know how Pokemon works: Status moves don’t matter lol they all suck

Me: Explain this then

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why tf did a bdsm blog follow me wtf is happening

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*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

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if i was born in the atla universe and i was a non bender yeahhhh i would start killing people

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i deleted your city off of my weather app

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do you think of me when it gets quiet?

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year

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Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

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lmfaoooo That is a Bot

if all it does is raise one tiny bit of awareness i would call it a win in my book