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TEXTS || MAXASIE

MAISIE: Please tell me you're okay.

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TEXTS || MADDIE

MAISIE: Please send me an emoji so I know you're okay.

MAISIE: I didn't get your ass out of jail for you to die like this.

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TEXTS || MAISLEY

MAISIE: Please send me an emoji so I know you're okay.

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mattyrutherford‌:

Well Chicago. You truly have officially been the worst city to deal with. There’s so much chaos going on that I can’t even focus on one thing. If someone could distract me for a little bit, that would be amazing. If not, then that’s fine. How is everyone doing? Homes in tact? Need some assistance? Fuck. Why am I like this? Hi.

You’ve clearly missed a lot.

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nicosuaves‌:

I just wanna thank anybody who has been helping our little Comaro Crew search party.  It really means a lot.  I’m gonna take my efforts out to West Chicago tomorrow and try my luck.  If I could get some sleep first that’d be dope…

Is everything okay?

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fuckyoukatherine‌:

Even with the insanity going on this week, people are still asking me to get them out of parking tickets. Normally the answer would always be no, but I’m finally getting tired of drinking my weight in shitty station coffee that I just might consider tossing out tickets in exchange for expresso. 

Nothing like people trying to take advantage of a crisis situation. Really puts your faith in humanity.

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shaneaniganss‌:

I come back from a mini vacation from this shit hole to find the city…still in shambles. Cool. Good. Stay classy, Chicago. I’m going to be hiding in my apartment and forgetting this craziness exists. Oh, wait, no I’m not. My apartment is fucking destroyed. Fuck this place, I’m going back to Disneyland.

...Do you need somewhere to stay?

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SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.

[ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.

[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.

[ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.

[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.

[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.

[ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.

[ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.

[ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.

[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.

[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.

[ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.

[ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.

[ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.

[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.

[ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.

[ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.

[ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.

[ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.

[ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.

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tweeter.

@boltbrandinc: That must have been some very strong hair dye. What brand was it? I have my suspicions that Garnier Nutrisse is actually run by a supervillian. Their product took the shine out of my hair for a WEEK.

@maisierose: Kill Me. That's the name of the brand.

@maisierose: I usually use Redken.

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TEXTS || ROSES

MARLEY: Well, it isn't really me, but thank you?

MARLEY: If she doesn't like your cool, sophisticated style, that's her loss.

MARLEY: I'm sure you'll find a new way to rock this body, but hopefully it won't have to be like this forever?

MARLEY: I had to text in sick to the Pink Monkey. I couldn't even call because, well, this voice has a deep rich timbre that mine does not.

MAISIE: Is there something wrong with my pantsuits? I look like a teenager.

MAISIE: Good grief. What are we going to do if this is a long term thing? Or permanent?

MAISIE: Someone has to be working on this, right? Some kind of mutant defense squad?

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tweeter.

@maisierose: TFW you say you need a change so you dye your hair brown BUT THEN WAKE UP IN A DIFFERENT BODY THE NEXT DAY #freakyfriday #freakymonday

@mattrutherford: lol rough night? #jk

@maisierose: So rough. There was no alcohol involved. I'm too old for this.

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TEXTS || ROSES

MARLEY: Ew, no? I'm not looking to "wife" anyone "up". Especially not a prude! He's not even my type.

MARLEY: I do have abs though, which is cool. Look!

MARLEY: https://78.media.tumblr.com/c3d8ef10cdc6a9aa2e32708b40fdc2a1/tumblr_ng986nXVS71u0v792o1_640.jpg

MARLEY: Anyway, I have no clue who you are...so, the search continues.

MAISIE: ...Jesus, you're kind of hot. Minus the tattoo. We're not cool with that.

MAISIE: I found her, and she's not pleased to be in my body. I'm not pleased that she's in my body, so it works!

MAISIE: Plus, I'm offended. She doesn't like my pantsuits.

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shaneaniganss:

Girl, I don’t even know anything about a dry cleaner. Do I look like I know shit about law? I know possession is 9/10 of the law, to run when I hear sirens, and keep my damn head down. Does being stuck in your Freaky Friday body require knowing something about the law?

You work for Russell Fabray, so have fun studying tonight.

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shaneaniganss:

I was on my way to work today, prepped for another Monday at the deli…I walk in, try to clock in, everyone’s looking at me like I’m fuckin’ crazy. Long story short, they won’t let me work and I guess I’m a fancy white hoe in a pantsuit now. I’m rocking the pantsuit and feeling the swagger, but the rest of this is dildos.

If you get anything on my pantsuits, they must be sent to a dry cleaner. Do you know anything about law?

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TEXTS || ROSES

MARLEY: Okay, I think I figured out what's going on?

MARLEY: I think I switched bodies with someone? He's too afraid to touch my breasts, which is just adorable.

MARLEY: Maybe something similar has happened to you?

MAISIE: He sounds cute. Or a prude. Wife him up.

MAISIE: [SELFIE] Do you recognize me?

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TEXTS || ROSES

MARLEY: Wait, do you not have a penis?

MARLEY: I'm so confused...

MAISIE: Nope, but I'm black now.

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TEXTS || MAXIE

MAX: I don't think there's a correct way to navigate being exes, especially when we work in the same building. Kind of difficult to cut all contact. Seems like we can set our own rules.

MAX: Since the fourth of July? No, I can't say I've had the pleasure of being used for target practice.

MAX: And yourself?

[DAYS LATER]

MAISIE: Are you feeling okay?