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I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw
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"Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?
A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age."
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow
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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
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Dodgeball in school is literally the funniest fucking game, your teacher hands you rubber balls and you’re allowed to just attack each other
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Been thinking about Ianthe Tridentarius and how much I love her again so I made some prints.
Get the prints here or here or have access to all my print files by joining patreon!
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“I will end the Jotun threat, now and forever! And I will make you proud.”
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Oh come on, kid. Ahsoka told me all I had to do was get you here and you’d do the rest.
THE MANDALORIAN | Chapter 14: The Tragedy
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