Arson C. Autistic. Disabled. 18+ Reblogs too much Anime/MXTX/Kpop mostly [BTS 10/02/18+05/11/19] {MX 190806} I enjoy BTS, Monsta X, Stray Kids, and more. My bias' are Min Yoongi, Han Jisung and Chae Hyungwon.
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*at a zoo*
Anya: What are they in for?
Loid: Anya, this isn't prison
Anya: So they can leave?
Loid: No, but-
Anya, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone
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30+ year old women are the backbone of this website
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i dont think you understand. how hilarious this is to me. but in a really understated way. you cut from scar running from mustang’s crew trying to stop him from going after marcoh, to ed and al trying to convince marcoh to come with them to safety, but then they hear gunshots and scar parkours in, and HE HIMSELF is super confused for a moment by the sheer luck and coincidence, but wasting only a moment before lunging for marcoh. like this day must be crazy for scar.
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We're having a slumber party!
PS: Did ya hear those Hooves?
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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...
Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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The only adhd tips that actually work:
1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)
2. Never sit down (never sit down)
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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
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