arsonistsfirefly

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piutré white-tailed deer fawn 4832

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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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u know.

i was gone and all that

i have a whole-ass family. 3 kids and a fiance soon-to-be husband.

crazy

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Girl did you just quicksave

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Me: What was that noise?! Sounds like it was coming from the attic! Hmmm, it was probably nothing..

The Ghastly Ghost:

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coffee isn't enough i need to get electrocuted

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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Would u bang tingle?

Specifically cute era tingle.

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I’m gonna break into your house and kick u in the BALLS 100 time. Be ready.

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// what if I unironically came back teehee?

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captured

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