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it was just a matter of time ..... here's the date everything OC template I whipped up for gdocs! as usual, it's not mobile friendly but it's for those who like to have space for rambling over pretty aesthetics

remember to make a copy, do not ask to edit! File -> Make a Copy

link to template here!

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I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

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maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

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Which OC has had a mastectomy?

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Which OC is a vampire?

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🌠 Exo name ideas

Here are some cool potential names for Exocolonist OCs if you feel so inspired! I've been collecting interesting words for awhile now but I could never hope to use all these, so I may as well put them out there.

Feel free to add your own ideas to the list for others to use, too!

Aeronautics (nick: Aer/Aero/Naut) - the theory and practice of navigation through air or space

Amorphous (nick: Morph) - having no definite form or distinct shape

Automaton (nick: Auto/Toma) - a mechanism that can move independently of external control

Azure - bright blue in color, like a clear sky

Carapace (nick: Cara) - the hard outer covering or protective shell of certain organisms

Celestial (nick: Celest/Lest) - relating to heaven or the sky

Cipher or Cypher - a scheme of writing in secret code (actually has a lot of different meanings)

Chatoyant (nick: Toya/Yan) - varying in color when seen in different lights or from different angles

Dicentra (nick: Centra/Di/Dice) - a plant genus with heart-shaped flowers and divided foliage, aka "bleeding heart"

Effervescent (nick: Fer/Ves/Vessa) - giving off bubbles

Epiphany (nick: Piff/Pip/Annie) - an inspiration or divine manifestation

Equinox (nick: Nox) - when the sun crosses the plane of the earth's equator

Eudaimonia (nick: Euda/Mona) - a contented state of being happy and healthy and prosperous

Flourish (nick: Flo/Flora) - to grow vigorously

Fusillade (nick: Fu/Fusi) - rapid simultaneous discharge of firearms

Hieroglyphic (nick: Glyph/Flick) - a writing system using picture symbols

Igneous (nick: Igni) - produced by the action of fire or intense heat

Lexicon (nick: Lex/Lexi) - a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words

Lucent - softly bright or radiant

Miasmic (nick: Mia/Mya) - filled with vapor

Mnesic - relating to memory

Oasis - a fertile tract in a desert

Opalescence (nick: Opal) - the visual property of something having a milky brightness and a play of colors from the surface

Ornithology (nick: Orin/Oren) - the study of birds

Paeonia (nick: Pae/Nia) - the genus of flowering plants more commonly known as "peony"

Pendulum (nick: Pen) - an apparatus in which an object is mounted to swing freely

Pixel - the smallest discrete component of an image on a screen

Quiescence (nick: Qui) - a quiet and inactive period of restfulness

Quota - a prescribed or specific number

Radar - a system for locating distant objects using radio waves

Reverie - absentminded dreaming while awake

Serendipity (nick: Ren/Sera/Seren) - good luck in making unexpected and fortunate discoveries

Sylvan - relating to or characteristic of wooded regions

Syzygy (nick: Syz/Ziggy) - the straight line configuration of celestial bodies in a gravitational system

Trajectory (nick: Jet/Tori) - the path followed by a moving object

Vitreous (nick: Rea/Rus/Vi) - relating to or resembling or derived from glass

Virtue - the quality of doing what is right

Vista - a scene, view, or panorama

Xanthisma (nick: Xan) - a genus of yellow-flowering plants in the family Asteraceae, aka "sleepy daisy"

Xiphias (nick: Xi/Xiph) - the genus commonly known as swordfish

Zenith (nick: Zen) - the highest point, especially of a celestial body

Zephyr (nick: Zeph) - a gentle breeze

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Info: these were all drawn & edited by me. please reblog/like if use!

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Which OC is a lesbian?

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NSFW headcanons for Dom!Timothy Timepiece

The fandom usually talks about Timothy as a sub, but lately I've been wondering a lot about what Timothy would be like as a dom. I wrote out a list of headcanons for my friends on Discord, and I wanted to rewrite them here in case there's any other Timothy fans wishing to be dominated by the cat boy clock<3

Pairing: Timothy Timepiece x Gender Neutral! Reader

Warnings: D/S dynamic, master/pet dynamic, mentions of s3xual intercourse, k!nk talk, slightly mean/cold Timothy

- After forming a more intimate relationship with Timothy, you decide to pull him aside and ask him to be your Master one day, which completely shocks him. He finds the whole ordeal to be ridiculous and frankly obscene. "Your Master? Your Master? Why, that is the most ludicrous idea I've ever been presented with!" He's blushing and swishing his tail, amber eyes wide.

- Oh but you beg him so sweetly, your eyes pleading and full of desperation for him. He savors the thought of you on your knees for him, and quickly changes his mind. "Very well then, I shall be your... 'Master', if that is what you wish."

- Timothy expects you to refer to him as your Master at all times during play, and he will in turn call you his pet.

- Timothy enjoys an obedient little pet who obeys by his rules, and yes, the schedule as well. Even as his plaything, he still expects you to make appointments with him beforehand. He has very little tolerance for brattiness.

- Timothy isn't a fan of penetrative intercourse. He finds it uncomfortable to be completely naked in front of you, or to take his c0ck out. He prefers to use his fingers, mouth, toys, and light teasing to get you off, seldom requesting any favors from you, although occasionally he will ask you to pleasure him through his pants, or he will dry hump you.

- Timothy refers to your playtime as "sessions". "If you'd like to schedule another session with me today, you absolutely must be on time. I have an opening this afternoon at 3:30 PM. Do not be early, do not be late."

- If you are late to a session with Timothy, he punishes you rather harshly. He isn't a fan of using physical means to reprimand you (spanking, flogging), and prefers to opt for more psychological methods. Denying you sessions with him altogether until he sees fit, edging you, humiliating and degrading you.

- A favorite punishment method of Timothy's is making you clean his timepieces. Preferably with your tongue. The taste of brass in your mouth is absolutely repulsive, and he adores watching you struggle to swallow it all down.

- Timothy loves it when you are polite with him. Remembering your honorifics with him, saying your pleases and thank yous, and of course, begging him.

- Timothy doesn't prefer to have other sexual partners, although he is alright with it if you choose to. He doesn't have a very high s3xual drive and just one submissive is enough to satisfy his needs. He enjoys the control he gets out of the dynamic rather than the physical sensation.

- Timothy doesn't like to be open about his dynamic with you, finding it to be a private matter. He's happy to share that he is involved with you, but prefers to keep the s3xual aspect of your endeavors under wraps.

- Timothy enjoys b0ndage and likes seeing you all tangled up in a ball of yarn like an actual pet.

- Timothy will also give you a collar after a while of you being his pet, seeing it as a means of making the dynamic truly official. It's a black leather collar with an o-ring.

- Sometimes, if you're very, very good for him and you beg politely enough, Timothy will fulfil any absurd requests you have for him during sessions.

- He will not, however, under any circumstances submit to you.

- If you at any time try to remind Timothy that he is, in fact, a cat, he will chide you. "I may be a cat, but you are the pet here. You are the one wearing a collar around your neck, and you are the one obeying my commands. Isn't that right, my pet?"

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Miscellaneous Timothy Headcanons

- He smells like bergamot and thyme (pun intended). If you lean in close enough to him, you can smell it on his blazer and around his neck.

- The cologne he uses is very expensive and sophisticated. Yes he's gatekeeping it.

- He's very serious about grooming himself and making sure he's clean and smells good. He dedicates a good amount of time to this in his schedule.

- He wears a bit of concealer and lip/cheek tint tell anyone about this and you're fucking dead. Sometimes he curls his eyelashes too.

- He likes expensive chapstick and always keeps one in his suit pocket. The minty ones are his favorites.

- He loves tea. His favorite is Earl Grey. He schedules tea time regularly throughout the day on his agenda, and invests in very expensive teacups and pots which Daisuke takes care of for him.

- If you bring Timothy tea during his allotted tea time, he's completely overjoyed. He has a very specific way he likes it, however, and if you don't get it right he won't drink it.

- He likes classical music and enjoys unwinding to it.

- He has beautiful cursive handwriting, and chooses to use a fountain pen to write out his schedules, which he does the night before each day.

- If you tell him you're having trouble reading analogue clocks, he'll happily schedule some lessons with you. He'll get one of those play time telling kits you can find for kids and tutor you. Surprisingly he's not judgemental at all, though the way he explains things can be a bit confusing and he gets very frustrated if you're not paying attention or not grasping what he's telling you. If you still can't read clocks after his lessons, he's completely fed up and gets all huffy about it. But as long as you're on time, he'll get over it he supposes.

- He doesn't like silver timepieces as much as gold ones, but a timepiece is a timepiece so he does appreciate and collect them all.

- His whiskers are real. He doesn't paint or draw them on.

- If you remind him he's a cat, he'll get all pissy and upset about it. He denies it every time and scolds you for referring to him as such, *meanwhile* his tails, ears and whiskers continue to exist, completely contradicting his statement.

- If it weren't for Timmy, Timothy would actually very much appreciate you being a bit early to your appointments with him. Too early, though, and he's annoyed because he has something scheduled for that time, so he sends you away.

- The accent isn't fake, but certainly exaggerated. Why is he randomly archaically British? He came from a very prestigious family and was educated very well.

- Is Timothy *actually* British? Yes, but also no. I can't explain it.

- Does Timothy have cat-like hands and feet under the gloves and shoes? No, they're normal, and so are his nails, although he does choose to keep them long and manicured.

- Despite his penchant for timeliness and time, he's very impatient.

- He has autism and OCD, which is a part of why he's so dedicated to his schedule.

- He also likes to have a lot of rules. Yes, he will tell you about them, you do have to follow them to make him happy and he will gladly show you his actual list.

- He doesn't really like technology much at all and doesn't know how to use it even though he's not very old at all and prefers to use landline phones if he absolutely has to use a phone. He will watch TV at times, but only the news channel or the weather channel.

- He likes to write you letters and has a very exquisite wax stamp kit he uses to seal his letters. You always know when a letter is from him because of the wax seal with a clock on it. That and nobody else in the house writes letters the fuck.

I have more but I'm lazy so that's all for now 😭

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yall gotta learn to separate "this character deserved better" (as in "this character has an intentionally tragic story that is supposed to feel bad") and "this character deserved better" (as in "this character had so much potential and was failed by the writer")

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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

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You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love

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Ranking Date Everything characters based on if they'd wanna be realized or not. (VERSION 2)

I made some slight modifications to the tier list based on both some light input from my chum @dailybuglebunny and from @artekai, who left some genuinely wonderful input under the initial. Honestly, you were so right about Luke, it's an aspect of his character I completely forgot, so thanks for the reminder. And tbh I haven't interacted with Tyrell enough so I wouldn't know where he'd stand, so I just followed your lead there. Perhaps this is an indication and I should do all their stories before I made these decisions but eeeeeeh it's fine.

Categories are the same as last time, but I changed the "Unsure" tier to "Debatable", since I feel you could make a case for any of the characters there to either want or not want to be realized. This is different from being in the "On the fence" tier, since that's for in-universe uncertainty, "Debatable" is for out-of-universe.

Most of the "on the fence" gang is there mainly cause it relies on who else would remain unrealized by the end. I feel Bathsheba would want to be realized if there was no one left in the house to talk with, and Chance would def want out if his friends weren't around to play G&G with anymore. Artt would have this whole philosophical ramble about whether it would be better for his view of art for him to remain as such or to become human and gain a unique perspective. Characters like Florence and Shelly, I chalk them up to being genuinely unsure based on their personalities.

As noted before, those who don't wanna be realized already got their happy ending. Prissy became a real plant, Timothy was able to share his appreciation of timeliness with someone, and Jerry has his refurbished museum. I also consider what characters wouldn't want to be human, as they'd lose more than they'd gain, like Dolly with her research, Hector and being so close with the player, as well as Airyn and Rongo for their heritage. Doug and Nightmare, they just feel like they're chill doin what they're already doing.

Ambivalent tier is for those who don't care one way or the other, basically letting the player decide for them. It's either like Wallace and Koa where it fits their simpler world views, or their overall trust in the player to do what they think is right, like Teddy and Fantina. Parker would probably be fine to decide the outcome based on a game.