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I was thinking through what else I’m looking forward to this holiday season and I realized I haven’t mentioned it on here, just on discord, but— MY MOMS BEEN MAKING ME A REALLY COOL ART THING??
I think I’ve talked about it before, but my mom has been a quilter for most of my life and in the last few years started doing these really cool fabric collages, and it was my turn to request one so I asked for a phoenix cause I’m obsessed with this one art piece I did in art therapy ages ago

Anyway, my mom has been working on it and THIS was the last update I got???

I’m so excited for it?? Can’t wait to see where it’s at by the time I get there this weekend
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you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism
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#listen... sometimes im “me”#but other times im “we”#and sometimes im “kai”#and that my friends is on Mental Illness#ive described before how it feels like theres separate versions of me in my head kind of all the time#ones like maybe 3#ones like 13#and then me whos almost 30#and we're all in here#sometimes yelling#the 3 year old wants ice cream for dinner and naptime and to do coloring books#the 13 year old is pretending theyre a werewolf or a dragon#and chimes in with very unhelpful and sarcastic comments whenever im trying to do smth#and 30 year old me is just trying to survive ma#trying to get us to bed on time#trying to feed us a vegetable every couple days#and a fruit so we dont get scurvy#tryin to pay the bills#grown up me is the one that has to take the metaphorical kids to work every day because we cant afford childcare#can you tell i'm tired
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*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
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hi uh i keep seeing this being debated on tiktok and as your resident adult with a history of infertility who knows just.. way too much about pregnancy and hcg tests: if you are capable of getting pregnant, you really REALLY need to understand how drugstore pregnancy tests work. if there is a line, no matter how faint, that test is POSITIVE. I’ve seen people test positive and get a negative or start their period a few days later and be like “it must have been a false positive”. actual false positives are extremely rare. what most likely happened is something called a ‘chemical pregnancy’ which is when an egg is fertilized but does not implant in the uterus so the pregnancy does not continue. that positive test was not faulty or false, it was just an early test.
if you think you might be pregnant, get your hands on a test. you don’t need the fancy digital ones. the ones you can buy at places like the dollar tree work just as well. buy a few and take one every day until your period comes on if you need to. if there is a FAINT line you aren’t sure about (sometimes tests have something called an indent that makes a shadow that can be mistaken as a very very faint line), test again the next day. as a general rule, morning is the best time to test for most people.
in a post-roe america, is it vitally necessary that you know and understand that because if you intend to terminate, your window is incredibly small in most states and by the time you’ve missed a period or begun to suspect you might be pregnant, there’s a decent chance you are past the cutoff. please please please educate yourselves on this because it could mean the difference between you having access to the healthcare that you need.
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Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
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Love some miserable Elon in the morning
#he walked right into that one its kind of crazy#incredible that this man can have more wealth than the rest of the planet put together but hes so desperate to look cool#he might get bullied to death#very literally
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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
#its because we arent a country we're 50 smaller countries in a trenchcoat so we can sit at the bigs kids table with nukes#every single state gets its own say in so much shit it might as well be its own thing like europe#and one of those things is sales tax
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Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character
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if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this
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