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Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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ITS 1AM I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START CRANKING MY HOG AND A GECKO FELL RIGHT ON MY CHEST OUT OF NOWHERE ????

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Legit tho. So many connecting buses required to get anywhere

🦅🦅🦅🦅OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE🦅🦅🦅🦅

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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my mouse is. dying

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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.

There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.

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The second failed Trump assassination is just another instance of a soulless cash-grab sequel with no new ideas

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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