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It’s your big time champ, you’re going to meet the girl of your dreams parents for the first time. “Don’t worry ___ my dad is a little aggressive at first but after that he’s a teddy bear.” As you approach her parents driveway with flowers in hand you walk up their front porch steps, your heart is beating like drum. When you open the door, instead of a living room you are greeted with a long narrow hall way. You hear a bunch of noise coming at the end of the hallway and flashes of lights, you inch closer to end of the hallway and come out to a huge arena packed with thousands of people. In the middle of the arena is a ring, and in the ring stands the legend himself “Macho Man” Randy Savage. He looks at you as you walk closer and he speaks in classic gruff voice “Hey there bucko, you just entered the pain zone. Looks like you got my daughter wrapped around your pinky finger!” The crowd erupts with cheers “So bucko what do you do for a living” as he says this he motions you into the ring “Uhhh Accounting” you respond “Ahhhh a business man I seeee” he picks you up and slams you against the ropes. “You look like a nice guy” he decks you in the face “What are your hobbies bub” picks you up, “Uhhh Mostly hang with my friends and play my guitar” he spins you around and throws you on the ground “That's good, be social before she locks you up with marriage” he jumps up on the ropes “OK Now for the finisher, YOU WANT KIDS?” As he ask the question he launches himself off the ropes and elbows you straight in the gut, his elbow is hard as rock as it collapse into your stomach making you accidently swallow your own gum. “Ttt.. two kids” and then you pass out. 

  You wake up to see your girlfriend by your side, holding your hand. She whispers in your ear “He likes you”. You have won against Macho Man Randy Savage.

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So beautiful!

Victor Nizovtsev  __  Mermaid

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Shes not pissed, its just her face trust me I look like this too when walking around.

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Space.....Time 

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Just wanted to challenge myself just got a GAOMON 106k drawing tablet, this is one of the first things I’ve decided to draw. This tumblr will be mostly DnD Characters but I was just excited so I wanted to post this.