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arthurfleck-tiemeup · 3 months
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HOT ... his little pig snout is getting me OFF
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this is a little… saucy!
i haven’t been as active since i got into an accident w a quad and broke my ribs and shoulder. i recently just got released from the hospital, needless to say I’m thankful for not dying in that freak accident.
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arthurfleck-tiemeup · 5 years
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Swiss Army Y/N // Arthur Fleck
TW: None.
Summary: Arthur Fleck goes down to the bitch to wind down. There, he meets a very strange new friend.
A/N: This is my first story!
Arthur's Perspective:
Arthur stared out his gloomy apartment window. The world around him was so grey, and he too felt as though he was becoming greyer.
"I need to get away from here, just for a moment." Arthur said with a sigh. Arthur packed his trusted cigrattes and headed out. He didn't know where he was going, but he knew wherever it was, it would be far better than this shit hole.
After walking for what seemed like hours, Arthur finally found himself at the Gotham City Family Beach. He didn't pack his tight green speedos today, but that didn't stop him from getting all wet in the crystal clear water. As he splashed and frolicked around, he came to a sudden stop. Those negative thoughts hit him again. He stated deep into the skyline and pondered.
'Maybe I should just do it.' Arthur thought. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. What did he have to live for? Nothing. His heart ran faster than a Perrigrin Falcon diving to catch its prey as he charged into the sea. As he ran, he saw something float past him. Something that stopped him dead in his tracks.
A body.
Arthur was far away from the rest of the beach-goers, and the body was face down in the water.
Arthur let out his nervous laugh. He opened his mouth to say something, but no words would come out.
The body let out a horrendous fart and proppeled forward slightly. Arthur cackled at the sight, barely being able to breathe now. The stench left the arsehole and entered Arthur's nostrils, which instantly aroused him.
Y/N Perspective:
You fell from the top of Trump Tower quite a while ago, and you had only been semi-concious after the fall. You had felt every wave of water hit your back, your face and your entire body.
As you floated down the sea, you heard a laugh directly in front of you. It had been a while since you had heard anything, so this was a good sign that help was on the way.
That's when it happened. Your bowels slipped and you let out a ripper of a fart. Your mind was fully aware now, but you body still remained limp. You felt someone grab your thighs, and begin to mount you. You instantly panic. More flacuclents left your body and soon you became a motorised vehicle. The man cheered in joy as he rode you through the sea. You enjoyed the feeling of the strange man gripping your thighs tightly, and straddling you through the ocean.
Arthur's Perspective:
The body violently rumbled as Arthur travelled. There was only one place on Arthur's mind. ICELAND.
"ONWARD TO ICELAND!" Arthur screamed with all of his might.
As Arthur performed a beautifully choreographed victory dance, made especially for this occasion, he lost his balance and feel into the deep blue.
Everything went black.
Arthur awoke on a beautiful beach. Sand filled his mouth, and water covered his thin frame.
He looked around. He looked up, down, left and right. He knew where he was.
Arthur was home.
Arthur was in Iceland.
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arthurfleck-tiemeup · 5 years
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Hi! Love the blog, could you maybe do a Swiss army man situation with Arthur? Thanks xx
Of course!
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arthurfleck-tiemeup · 5 years
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New blog - send me reqs/prompts
Hi everyone! So I'm new to this whole thing, and I really want to write stories about Arthur, (our favourite baby) so please send in any prompts/reqs you have!
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arthurfleck-tiemeup · 5 years
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You get what you fucking deserve.
Arthur Fleck (Joker, 2019)  ♡
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