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Me: I hate gossip
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Hamidown
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Literally how is this guy still CEO
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i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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born to meet you
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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