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Silly little Sonic AU of the Fun Gang.. Team Fun… 🙂‍↕️

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The dress is cute!!!

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i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

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I wasn't gonna bring up my trip to Dashcon 2 because I like to keep my privacy, but I have a funny story from the event.

So I went to use the bathroom after I watched Strange Aeons Panel, and my Dad asked me about all the screaming and fighting he was hearing. I told him about the fight between Strange Aeons and The Muppet Joker, and how I didn't wanna see it because the Muppet Joker isn't really my thing (no hate to whoever's behind the blog, like I said just not my thing). But then right after I said that I saw members of Dashcon staff carrying the Muppet Joker's limp body and screaming "THIS IS A TRAGEDY! YOU SHOULD BE CRYING!" I started laughing and said "well I guess we know who won now"

I promise this is not a Tumblr fake story, this is a Tumblr real story

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huh

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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outdripped by a fourth grader

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average us republican bill: The 'Powerful Angel Blessed Love Peace And Smiling Babies Bill' provides 1 trillion dollars in funding for death camps and makes it a felony offense to cast satanic curses on soccer moms. voted in by every republican and john fetterman

average us democratic bill: The 'Affordable Sensible Moderation And Financing Bill' gives multinational corporations a 3% tax cut for buying carbon credits from tesla and allows the Senate Budget Analysis Comittee to convene biyearly on whether shutting orphan crushing plants could reduce the deficit. fails in the senate because joe manchin refuses to vote for it

average us bipartisan bill: The 'Security of Our Defensive Homeland Safety and Securtiy Act' gives the president a big red button that kills a hundred brown people at random every time it's pressed. if you complain about the button the FBI come to your house. passes the senate 99-0

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Entry level jobs haven't existed since the 2008 crash. 90% of hiring managers won't hire recent graduates. A quarter of job listings are ghost jobs. Companies hire part time so that they don't have to give benefits. Federal minimum wage hasn't increased since 2009. The True Unemployment Rate is 25%. Master's are the new bachelor's. For most the job search takes over a year. 75% of resumes are never. actually seen by the hiring team.

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BOY OR A GIRL!"

The seven nonbinary toby fox characters:

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uncertain about eels

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new favorite ss14 admin pastime is spawning photos of american woodcocks in and watching players take care of them

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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

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I want to be like you by フキダシコットン on X