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having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today
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like sorry folks raising animals as food is still neither intrinsically evil nor intrinsically destructive to the environment. you’re thinking of industrial farming
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i've put a spell on this post. every time it gets a note, a lifted pickup truck somewhere in the world spontaneously erupts in flame. we can eradicate this invasive species one at a time
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Being hot isn’t enough, you need to be weird too.
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yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly
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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water
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the way a lot of people talk about dating makes me really sad
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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I need to sit by the sea for 5 hours about this
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your trenches are NOTHING compared to my trenches. your trenches are ditches at best
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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I just love seeing them realize just how crazy the other is <3
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☆FAVORITE CHARACTER MEME☆ [1/3] relationships ➤ maddie & chimney
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