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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

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characters that have sharp teeth and theres not really any explicable reason for it they’re just there:  👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

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double incision = name of a metal band

keyhole = britpop band that never took off

fishmouth = largely forgotten 60s hippie psychedelic rock band with small cult following

periareolar = stylized as Perry Areola, drag king pop singer

inverted t anchor = industrial music

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Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

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the way my job pissed me off before I was even fully awake like okay you are now getting MAYBE 20% effort from me today

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

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Theres a trend on tiktok with a filter that makes you look like you're in the kpdh movie and I liked the idea but didn't like the Ai so I drew one myself

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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025

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Nothing like holding my love

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You only say that shit to me because you're online and not within range of my arcane blasts

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

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sometimes 30 minutes ago is actually 2 hours ago

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it rly is weird how theres this culture in progressive spaces where like you can be as mean, as CRUEL even, as you want as long as youre not being explicitly bigoted towards any marginalized group of people and still be seen as a really good person with good morals who nobody is allowed to have beef with bc theyve never done anything racist or homophobic