the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 2 )
MY DEAD GAY SON
❛ You wait just a minute, (name)! ❜
❛ It’s ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place that they could not live in. ❜
❛ They were not dirty! ❜
❛ They were not wrong! ❜
❛ They were two lonely verses in the Lord’s great song. ❜
❛ Our boys were pansies, (name)! ❜
❛ Yes! My boys a homosexual, and that don’t scare me none. ❜
❛ I want the world to know, I love my dead, gay son. ❜
❛ I’ve been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. ❜
❛ It’s time we opened our eyes. ❜
❛ Well, the good Lord created the universe. ❜
❛ The Lord created man. ❜
❛ I believe it’s all a part of His gigantic plan. ❜
❛ I know God has a reason for each mountain and each flower, and why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower! ❜
❛ I never cared for homos much until I reared me one. ❜
❛ He loves his son. ❜
❛ Jesus says it’s cool! ❜
❛ They just had flair! ❜
❛ They were desperate to be free! ❜
❛ They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants. ❜
❛ I can’t believe that you still refuse to get a clue after all that we’ve been through. ❜
❛ I’m talking you and me, in the summer of ‘83. ❜
❛ That was one hell of a fishing trip. ❜
❛ Our jobs are now continuing the work that they begun. ❜
❛ They were good men! ❜
❛ We’ll teach the world to love. ❜
SEVENTEEN
❛ Fine, we’re damaged. Really damaged, but that does not make us wise. ❜
❛ We’re not special. We’re not different. ❜
❛ We don’t choose who lives and dies. ❜
❛ Let’s be normal. Watch bad movies, sneak a beer and watch TV. ❜
❛ Don’t you want a life with me? ❜
❛ Can’t we be seventeen? That’s all I want to do. ❜
❛ If you could let me in, I could be good with you. ❜
❛ People hurt us, or they vanish, and you’re right, it really blows. ❜
❛ We let go, take a deep breath. ❜
❛ Don’t stop looking in my eyes. ❜
❛ Is that so hard to do? ❜
❛ Let us be seventeen, if we’ve still got the right. ❜
❛ So what’s it gonna be? ❜
❛ I want to be with you. ❜
❛ Yeah, we’re damaged. Badly damaged. ❜
❛ Your love’s too good to lose. ❜
❛ Hold me tighter. Even closer. ❜
❛ I’ll stay if I am what you choose. ❜
❛ You’re the one I choose. ❜
SHINE A LIGHT
❛ Deep inside of everyone there’s a hot ball of shame. ❜
❛ If we show the ugly parts that we hide away, they turn out to be beautiful by the light of day. ❜
❛ Every day’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line. ❜
❛ I attack your weakness and pray you don’t see mine. ❜
❛ If I share my ugly parts and you show me yours, our love can knock our walls down and unlock all our doors. ❜
❛ Who wants to share what’s in their heart? ❜
❛ No volunteers? Fine, I’ll start. ❜
❛ I live alone. My husband left. My kids are grown. ❜
❛ In the 60s love was free, that did not work out well for me. ❜
❛ The revolution came and went – tried to change the world, barely made a dent. ❜
❛ I’ve struggled with despair. ❜
❛ I’ve joined a cult. ❜
❛ I chant, I prayed but God’s not there. ❜
❛ (name) I’m ending our affair! ❜
❛ I faked it every time. ❜
LIFEBOAT
❛ I float in a boat in a raging black ocean, low in the water with no where to go. ❜
❛ The people smell desperate. ❜
❛ We’ll sink any minute so someone must go. ❜
❛ Everyone’s pushing! Everyone’s fighting! ❜
❛ There’s no where to hide. ❜
❛ The captain is pointing. well who made her captain? ❜
❛ Still, the weakest must go. ❜
SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)
❛ Aw look, (name) is gonna cry. ❜
❛ Stupid childproof caps! ❜
❛ Aw look, (name) is gonna whine all night. ❜
❛ You don’t deserve to live. ❜
❛ Why not kill yourself? ❜
❛ Here, have a sedative. ❜
❛ Whine, whine, whine like there’s no Santa Clause. ❜
❛ You’re pathetic because you whine! ❜
❛ You whine all night! ❜
❛ Your ass is off the team! ❜
❛ Go on and bitch and moan. ❜
❛ You don’t deserve the dream! ❜
❛ You’re gonna die alone. ❜
KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND
❛ He was sweet, he said that I was smart. ❜
❛ He was good at sports and people liked him. ❜
❛ At nap time, once, we shared a mat. ❜
❛ I didn’t sleep, I sat and watched him breathing. ❜
❛ I watched him dream for almost half an hour. Then he woke up. ❜
❛ He pulled a scab off one time playing kickball, kissed me quick and pressed it in my hand. ❜
❛ I took that scab and put it in a locket, all year long I wore it near my heart. ❜
❛ He didn’t care if I was thin or pretty. ❜
❛ He was mine until we hit first grade. ❜
❛ Last night I dreamed a horse with wings flew down into my home room. ❜
❛ Now we’re all grown up and we know better. ❜
❛ Now we recognize the way things are. ❜
❛ Certain boys are just for kindergarten. ❜
❛ Certain girls are meant to be alone. ❜
❛ I believe that any dream worth having, is a dream that should not have to end. ❜
❛ I’ll build a dream that I can live in, and this time I’m never waking up. ❜
YO GIRL
❛ Oh my god, is she dead? ❜
❛ Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably. ❜
❛ keep it together. ❜
❛ I knew you would come far. ❜
❛ Smell how gangsta you are. ❜
❛ I’m so sorry. ❜
❛ Feel a bit punchy? ❜
❛ She’s not looking so well. ❜
❛ You’ve earned that red scrunchie. ❜
❛ Come join (name) in hell. ❜
❛ Where have you been? ❜
❛ We’ve been worried sick! ❜
❛ Your friend, (name), stopped by. ❜
❛ He told us everything. ❜
❛ He’s got your hand writing down cold. ❜
❛ Please, honey, talk to us. ❜
❛ No, you wouldn’t understand. ❜
❛ Guess who’s right down the block? ❜
❛ I’ve experienced everything you’re going through. ❜
❛ Guess who’s climbing the stairs? ❜
❛ Your problems seem like life and death, I promise they’re not. ❜
❛ Guess who’s picking your lock. ❜
❛ You don’t know what my world looks like! ❜
❛ Times up! Go say your prayers. ❜
❛ (name)’s running on fumes now. ❜
❛ (name)’s totally fried. ❜
❛ (name)’s gotta be tripping on shrooms now. ❜
❛ (name)’s done for, there’s no doubt now. ❜
❛ Notify next of kin. ❜
❛ Too late, he got in. ❜
❛ Sorry for coming in through the window, dreadful etiquette I know. ❜
❛ Get out of my house! ❜
MEANT TO BE YOURS
❛ All is forgiven baby! ❜
❛ Come on, get dressed! You’re my date to the pep rally tonight! ❜
❛ You chucked me out like I was trash. ❜
❛ For that, you should be dead. ❜
❛ Then it hit me like a flash: what if high school went away instead? ❜
❛ Those assholes are the key. ❜
❛ They’re keeping you away from me. ❜
❛ They made you bling, messed up your mind. ❜
❛ I can set you free! ❜
❛ You left me and I fell apart. ❜
❛ I punched the wall and cried. ❜
❛ I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside. ❜
❛ So, I built a bomb! ❜
❛ Tonight our school is Vietnam. ❜
❛ Let’s guarantee they never see their senior prom! ❜
❛ I was meant to be yours. ❜
❛ We were meant to be one. ❜
❛ Don’t give up on me now. ❜
❛ Finish what we’ve begun. ❜
❛ In the rubble of their tomb, we’ll plant this not explaining why they died. ❜
❛ Our burned bodies may finally get through to you. ❜
❛ Your society churns out slaves and blanks, no thanks. ❜
❛ We’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors. ❜
❛ Bring marshmallows, we’ll make s’mores. ❜
❛ We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars. ❜
❛ I can’t make it alone. ❜
❛ You were meant to be mine. ❜
❛ I am all that you need. ❜
❛ You carved open my heart, can’t just leave me to bleed. ❜
❛ Open the door please. ❜
❛ Can we not fight anymore? ❜
❛ (Name), sure, you’re scared, I’ve been there. ❜
❛ (Name), don’t make me come in there. ❜
❛ I’m gonna count to three. 1, 2, fuck it– ❜
❛ Oh my god. ❜
❛ Please don’t leave me alone. ❜
❛ You were all I could trust. ❜
❛ I can’t do this alone, still, I will if I must. ❜
DEAD GIRL WALKING (REPRISE)
❛ I wanted someone strong who could protect me. ❜
❛ I let his anger fester and infect me. ❜
❛ His solution is a lie. ❜
❛ No one here deserves to die, except for me and the monster I created. ❜
❛ Heads up (name). ❜
❛ I’m a dead girl walking. ❜
❛ Can’t hide from me. ❜
❛ There’s your final bell. ❜
❛ It’s one more dance and then farewell. ❜
❛ (name) told me you just committed suicide? ❜
❛ Yeah, well, he’s wrong about a lot of things. ❜
❛ I through together a lovely tribute, especially considering the short notice. ❜
❛ What’s under the gym? ❜
❛ That’s it. ❜
❛ What’s that sound? ❜
❛ Give a great big yell! ❜
❛ Step away from the bomb. ❜
❛ This little thing? I’d hardly call it a bomb. ❜
❛ This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs –those are bombs. ❜
❛ I wish your mom had been a little stronger. ❜
❛ I wish she’d stayed around a little longer. ❜
❛ I wish your dad were good. ❜
❛ I wish grownups understood. ❜
❛ I wish we’d met before they convinced you life is war. ❜
❛ I wish you’d come with me. ❜
❛ I wish I had more TNT! ❜
I AM DAMAGED
❛ I am damaged. Far too damaged. ❜
❛ You’re not beyond repair. ❜
❛ Stick around here, make things better. ❜
❛ You beat me fair and square. ❜
❛ Please stand back now. ❜
❛ Don’t know what this thing will do. ❜
❛ Hope you miss me. ❜
❛ Wish you’d kiss me. ❜
❛ I’ll trade my life for yours. ❜
❛ Wait, hold on! ❜
❛ Once I disappear, clean up the mess down here. ❜
❛ Not this way! ❜
❛ Say hi to God. ❜
SEVENTEEN (REPRISE)
❛ Listen up kids, war is over. ❜
❛ Brand new sheriff’s come to town. ❜
❛ We are done with acting evil. ❜
❛ We will lay our weapons down. ❜
❛ We’re all damaged, we’re all frightened, we’re all freaks but that’s alright. ❜
❛ We’ll endure it. We’ll survive it. ❜
❛ (name) are you free tonight? ❜
❛ High school may not ever end. ❜
❛ Still, I miss you. ❜
❛ I’d be honored, if you’d let me be your friend. ❜
❛ We can be seventeen. ❜
❛ If nobody loves me now, someday somebody will. ❜
❛ There’s still time to make things. ❜
❛ One day we’ll change the world, but let’s kick back tonight. ❜
❛ Let’s go be seventeen, take off our clothes and dance. ❜
❛ This could be our final chance. ❜
❛ We’ll make it beautiful. ❜
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