The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
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Thanks pals! 🎉
Earlier this month I surpassed 2K followers literally wut I’m really out here living my pied piper dream 💜
Thank you all for sticking around whilst I piddle around on here being silly and whatnot. As a token of my appreciation I will be giving away a…
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I never thought I would see one of my tweets on tumblr like, woah
I'm shocked TvT
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Omfg I'm famous lol 😭
Yes. And the fact that Terzo ate 666 portions of cream pies (kremówki) a year when he was a cardinal in Poland 🍰
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Void/Beta (OC)
Here's a quick piece of my OC, Void/Beta! They seem to be happy to see their Papa <3
Oh right....uh she's a manace
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Yet another scene study of my dearest Rat man. <333
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Oh our beloved rat man <33
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I’m back from the dead just to post this. By all means enjoy another scene study of our beloved <3
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Might reblog some old art :P
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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