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ouh ah! ah! hot! it burns!
i should get something properly spicy, i keep craving foods that i'll regret eating
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regretting again. it will pass. and then happen again.
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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my bf is 6'8
not for long. fetch the bone saw
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we have to throw the baby out, due to its corrupting effect on the bath water
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