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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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Underworld siblings with ghost kitties.
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Want to see me naked
not really, but im fascinated by how tumblr displays your empty profile so i might jerk off to that instead
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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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(Sleep deprived) I miss him. [The character]
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briefly experiencing the white hot rage of a dying star (broke & can't find pirated version of the poetry collection i wanna read)
#sorry for writing in british english#<- prev#TOO REAL#gdocs tweaks out on me every time I use British English like wow sorry for being an immigrant
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Love a word with a theoretically broad definition but only ever used with one specific other word. You can't rue shit except the day. If you wanna curry, you'd BETTER be currying favour. There's leaves and shit everywhere but nothing's leafy unless it's a suburb.
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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Someone anonymously messaged me to tell me that writing about detrans folks makes me a traitor to trans people, because all detrans people want to push conversion therapy on us and forcibly detransition us.
That’s precisely the kind of narrative that ends up pushing detransitioners into the arms of TERFs and the religious far-right.
There’s nothing inherently wrong with detransitioning. Sometimes people realize that transitioning no longer suits them, or never really did. And that’s fine.
When we systematically push them away regardless of their politics, we make people feel like the only places they can get support are among transphobes. That’s not a good thing. Building de/trans solidarity is an critical tool for disarming anti-trans movements.
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trhey are. good for my health
(transcript under the cut)
From MAG 162:
TIM (Jon impression) Well, given the incoherence of this statement, I find it hard to believe it ever occurred. [Sasha laughs.] TIM In fact, based on the evidence, I find it highly unlikely that Sasha ever even existed at all.
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MARTIN (put-upon Spooky Jon impression) What good are maps when the very Earth has… eh, blah blah blah. ARCHIVIST Well, yes.
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MARTIN You know, when you do the whole – (Spooky Jon impression) curse this flesh prison – (normal) thing, it –
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BASIRA Was he… woOoOo? MARTIN I mean, a bit, yeah.
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MARTIN “(Jon voice) Good lord, is Martin becoming some sort of spider person?”
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TIM Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings-
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ARCHIVIST “Face to face with your own mortality on the frozen peaks, staring death in the face and saying ‘Not today, dude.’”
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MARTIN She said she had (heavy air quotes) “full operational discretion”.
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MARTIN Jon’s (Elias voice) “too inconsistent” at the moment.
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ARCHIVIST I-I’m not swanning around – DAISY (OVERLAPPING) “Boo-hoo, I’m so alone and a monster.” ARCHIVIST I –
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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In what world would this be anything other than impressive
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