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I kissed my crush for New Years and I got so happy flustered I just said “let’s watch a movie” and chose Pearl (2022, dir. Ti West) which is an immediate relationship stress test.
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kinda gay to be the ceaseless watcher. what are you watching? other men?
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Not trying to be dramatic but everything I did today was in honor of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

#king gizzard#king gizzard and the lizard wizard#king gizzard live show#kglw#king gizzard and the lizard wizard my beloved#we love our Aussie boys
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Ah yes, grassroots community organizing (my Roman Empire).
So my grad school focus was social work as community organizing and building power at the community level. It’s a tricky business, the powers at be make our life VERY HARD at this level because the niche groups are generally drowned out by shinier and more centrist “non controversial” groups that can make leftist ideals sound like a pipe dream and scare folks from really good community work.
A few caveats:
-I’m American
-I live in a mid-size blue collar city
-I do work full time in the intercity as an in home social worker so yeah, I do have a front row seat to the shitshow that is *a society under capitalism*
A few tips for those who want to jump in, especially in a new place, and have it make actual sense for their life.
-Organizing and collective action needs diverse talents and folks who have different tasks. A lot of groups fuck up early on by making EVERYTHING a massive in person protest. Leftist circles can hold some ableist ideals in doing this and it usually leads to flash pan groups. Collective action is just that: a collective of our talents and abilities to create the world towards what we want to see. Things I’ve done that involved sitting at home that helped my fellow organizers includes: researching an issue or individual in power, sitting next to my phone in case I need to bail someone out of jail, giving food to those performing a sit in, creating posters, writing op eds for the local paper to get eyes on a current issue, writing a speech for a press conference, security planning, pretending to be a dullard to distract police, and educational webinar.
-big groups are good to get a handle on issues but truly the more local the better. If you aren’t plugged into your immediate community, quite honestly, what do you think you can accomplish outside of it and why should those folks trust you. I see this more with white saviors, but it’s a folly many get trapped in because the “I feel good about myself” rush comes in. One of the reasons local groups get less attention is they are not nearly as sexy, they usually can’t get as far politically as a group with massive backing BUT they are also the groups that really do the work that changes communities. If what you want is big policy change then sure, go to a big policy change advocacy group, but do expect them to want money more than your talent. Also any group with significant government funding usually isn’t even doing the work anymore as much as assuaging class guilt in a way that seems palatable to the rich. The smaller groups tend to be more adaptable to issues as they arise locally and usually you end up collaborating with other groups that focus on different issues because the overall goal is a more equitable community. Building power at a local level is really key to any major movement. Localized grassroots organizing also can be slow and difficult. You aren’t going to see results right away and sometimes you have to celebrate “wins” that feel like slaps in the face.
-if the group has no mission, focus, or can name an actual *thing* they want done then it’s probably a waste of time and even could be downright unsafe to get involved in. Unfocused and disorganized groups are just ammo for opposing sides to make mockeries of the movement and largely can create safety issues for organizers. For example, I’m part of Showing Up For Racial Justice. The broad issue is racial justice. Our focus is prison abolition and lowering incarceration rates. If a racial justice issue pops up we will support it, but our FOCUS is lowering mass incarceration and ultimately dismantling the entire carceral system. That’s a hefty task, but when you break it down into tangible actions (this election cycle, stopping this jail from opening up, improving prison medical care) you can see the path forward and celebrate wins. Sometimes you put a bandaid on the bigger issue for now to literally save lives in the moment while knowing the greater issue is still looming.
-the online toolkit, my child, my friend. Toolkits are online “guides” for the average person to start doing the work if they haven’t plugged into a group yet. It gives things you can do on your own, groups you can work with, and even sometimes pre written emails and other messaging for politicians. It’s worth noting that conservatives are fucking good at toolkits. I did a little look online and in the UK (since OP is from there) the Evangelical Alliance has a pretty beefed up toolkit on how the average pearl clutching mother can cyberbully politicians into hating trans people. This is an area that needs to be worked on because the conservatives have done a good job of it. In the US the toolkits for how to get books banned and Critical Race Theory are numerous amongst alt right and conservative groups.
-it takes time and it’s BRUTAL. Usually to really get a good grasp of the issues, you need time and relationship building and it is exhausting. Another reason local groups can suffer is people may not live somewhere long enough to even know this issue exists and that they can change it. Since societal structure is isolated and lonely, people don’t talk to each other to gain community and therefore create communal power naturally. Expect to be with a hearty group of 10 people, a big event happens and it skyrockets to 150, and then three weeks later since society didn’t fundamentally change we are down to 15 people. It’s actually the reason local groups need committed folks, they have a limited group to pull from and numbers matter when it comes time to sign bills and create policies. If a politician sees most of his voting constituents want something he’ll do it, not because he cares, but because he has some sort of emotional problem where strangers voting for him are his only source of happiness.
-and lastly, the local arm of the national group. This may be an American thing (we are fucking enormous), but many national advocacy groups have local chapters. It gives a local focus on a bigger issue and works so each group has national support if things heat up. I’m from Buffalo NY and when we had the racially charged mass shooting, our local chapters were first on the scene and then national support came in. However national support is short term and really just give attention to the issue to drum up local support. The local groups are still there two years later. This is another reason local is my favorite: they take the time to really see the change through.
Anyways this is the only non Neil Gaiman post that’s come up on my tumblr in like a month (it’s the ant emoji, I joined a fake ant colony on Facebook and my algorithm is fucked) and it’s actually something I give a shit about, so enjoy you chronically online nerds.
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You're absolutely right - I don't engage in as much collective action as I should or as I'd like to these days. I've found it surprisingly hard to fit into my life since becoming self-employed and moving to a new city, but I can feel a gap in my soul where "doing something good" used to be. It's probably not helped by the fact my day job was in the charity sector (definitely, tangibly helping people) and now I write nerd shit and make niche role-playing games (creating luxury products in an oversatutated market).
It's something I've been thinking about a lot lately. I'm looking for ways to get more involved, but it's hard to find something I can actually commit to. I don't engage with activism online anymore because it was really bad for me and more of a distraction than anything effective, so maybe a local group I can volunteer with? I'm thinking I need to pick one cause, and then choose one very specific issue within that cause to focus on, y'know? Like, it's so easy to get overwhelmed about climate change because polar bears are dying and I'm very powerless to do anything about that. But maybe there's some local species of butterfly that's less charismatic than polar bears, but equally endangered and maybe I can do something about that. Those butterflies deserve to be saved just as much as the polar bears do, and I've come to believe that little, local wins add up to bigger global wins much more effectively than tweeting and call-out posts do. So I guess, right now, I'm looking around for my local endangered butterfly.
#community organizing#this society is on a downward spiral and baby I’m just riding#but also#online activism is deeply difficult and very limited#go out and talk to the local homies#ant emoji#support your local organizer events
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Are cats people?
Cats are silly little gentlemen.
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I can’t explain it but the coral girl from protocol needed some tunes and I am a true girl’s girl. Will add as I find some more music she needs.
Also plz don’t spoil anything after this episode I literally have not listened since this episode because I’ve been contemplating the playlist and then making the playlist and also throw in like a solid six hours a week for ingesting marijuana and there ya go.
Also PS: author of the episode was Harlan Guthrie and he did a really good job at writing this coral lady. Very David Cronenberg does the smart coral episode of SpongeBob and we stan.
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magnus protocol#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#tma#tmagp meme#tmagp playlist#music playlist#music for girls that wanna fundamentally change their physical makeup at a molecular level#Spotify
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(inspired very much by this lovely post)
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Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.
Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.
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The Magnus institute burned in 1999. The Magnus Protocol is themed around computers from pre-2000. The end of the world craze near the end of the millennium because of the computer dates. I can’t word my thoughts right now but there’s something there I can’t believe I didn’t realise until this episode mentioning the turn of the millennium.
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Yeah I thought Robert Smirke was a fictional character for awhile because Americans don’t really know that guy.
Being a non-UK listener of the Magnus Archives/Protocol means I'm always playing a little game called 'Is this a real thing that exists in England or are Jonny and Alex just pulling things out of their twisted imaginations again', and then becoming even more worried when it turns out it's real
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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes.
Colin Becher Has Survived:
175 days (working from home.)
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New episode omg
Pls tell me nobody's done this yet I spent an unreasonable amount of time making this
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"Average artist draws around 50 eyes per art piece"
WRONG. Magnus Archives fan artists, who can draw up to 1000+ eyes per artwork, are an outlier and should not have been counted.
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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
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People are reblogging thanking Jonny Sims, but I want to make it clear in real life this piece is titled “Junk” by Tony Oursler. It can be viewed at the AKG gallery in Buffalo, NY and is in their permanent collection. Right behind it is this sad looking tree person (Bareroot by Alison Saar) who clearly has clinical depression.


Holy shit guys! I found where the Archivist landed after the panopticon!
#tmagp#tma#the magnus protocol#jonathan sims#the magnus pod#magnus archives#the magnus archives#tma jon#the archivist#art gallery#modern art
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"jon wouldn't wear that outfit" but consider: what if he did. second consideration: what if he served cunt
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