asakuracchi

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Lumine: You shouldn't be married before you turned 27. I got married at 25. Don't know if i wanna do that again.

Amber: ....aren't you and Childe still together?

Lumine: (sigh) yeah

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Childe: *does something stupid*

Lumine: Archons, what an idiot. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Paimon: ...I mean, you don't have to

Lumine: No, I will.

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Lumine: I'm gonna stab you in the face

Childe:

Childe: so is it like a sexy stabbing or an angry stabbing because I'm down for both

Lumine:

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I saw my post/meme being reposted on twitter (again)

I mean i know it's not original but I still made it so maybe next time just screenshot it with my username included? :(

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Has this been done yet?????

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How am I supposed to sleep knowing the twins are still not reunited?

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Lumine: Rot in hell, crapface!

Childe: Archon, you're being so mean today

Childe:

Childe: Do it more

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Childe: So why are you still single?

Lumine: I have an overprotective brother. What about you? Why are you single?

Childe: Because you have an overprotective brother

[asakuracchi]

Me: *just fixed Diluc's shitty artifacts*

Me: *just ascended Diluc to 80/90*

Diluc: *outdamages Xiao in spiral abyss*

Me:

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Lumine: I mean, I don't understand. If Fatui bad, why sexy??? If harbinger dangerous, why adorable??? I can never comprehend this world.

Paimon:

Paimon: ...Can I sleep now

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Lumine: So I talked to Zhongli-sensei about us. And I realized, we should move in together

Childe: You and Zhongli-sensei?!

Lumine: No, you and me!

Childe: Ooooh yeah that makes more sense

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Zhongli and Lumine: *hanging out at the tavern*

Zhongli: Okay, I gotta go

Lumine: Aren't you forgetting something?

Zhongli:

Zhongli: ...Oh, right *pecks Lumine's cheek and then runs away*

Lumine: Nooo, pay your bills! Damn, who raised you?

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OH MY GOD I'M CRYING

He's just like that

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My team before Xiao came home: aight what elemental reaction should we use

My team after Xiao came home:

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Lumine: I'm a bit cold

The harem

Zhongli: *gives her his coat*

Albedo: Would you want to try my warming potion?

Xiao: *grabs her hand and keep it in his pocket*

Childe: Don't worry, comrade, I got this

Childe: *sets the world on fire*

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Childe:

Lumine:

Childe:

Lumine: Paimon, tell Childe he's stupid

Paimon: Why don't you tell him yourself?

Lumine: We're fighting

Paimon: YOU'RE SITTING ON HIS LAP

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Lumine: I'm moronsexual

Childe, a moron: Oh no Lumine you're not a moron :(

Lumine, already undressing: Childe you fucking idiot-