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WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH IM IN LOVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP71K87Hp5Y&feature=share

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WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH IM IN LOVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP71K87Hp5Y&feature=share

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YaSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEP ON ME TAEHYUNG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8npDG2ulKQ&feature=share

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YOOOO YALLLLLLL THERES A BTS FILTER ON SNAPCHATTTTT

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OMG have everyone seen the tour dates?!!!!! They are coming to London I’m actually crying!!!!! I’m so excited~ hopefully I’ll be able to get tickets~ I don’t think any infos are out yet~ but if anyone knows anything about it please drop me a message🙏🙏 I’ll love you so so much!!!! P.s does anyone know what the price range for the tickets are like?

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Chicken farm

*In backstage changing room*

Jin : *getting change after stage*

Jaehwan: *walking past*

Jin : Hey! I saw your performance today~ well done!

Jaehwan : Thanks! You guys performance are amazing as well-

Jaehwan : ...

Jin : Are you alright?

Jaehwan : Can I ask you a question Jinnie?

Jin : Sure?

Jaehwan: Do you own a chicken farm?

Jin : ??No...?

Jaehwan : *Tilt head to the side* Well, you’re raising a lot of cocks over there~

Jin : *Look to the side*

Bangtan : *All squeezes on a small sofa*

Bangtan : *Sits up straight and trying to grab a cushion with one hand*

Bangtan : *Slowly lowering their phone camera with the other*

Bangtan : *Sweating* Ha...hey hyung...

Everyone and everything : *Awkward silence*

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Photosynthesis

Jin : Come here Seokie~

Hoseok : ?

Jin : Here sit down!

Hoseok : *Sits down* ?

Jin : *Put a plant next to hobi*

Jin : Here! My flower need some sunlight to undergo photosynthesis~😊

Hoseok : *Cups Jin’s face* But I only wants to give this flower my sunlight~😄😄

Jin : *Flusters* ///v///

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Hopes and dreams

Rap line : *Minding their own business*

Jin *In his room* : Ah!!!

Rapline : !!!*Rush to Jin’s door*

Jin : aHhhHHhHh~

Rap line : ??!!!!!

Jin : AaaAHHhh~ Stop Joonie~ nOO~ Yoongichi you’re too fast!! I can’t do this anymore!!! AhHHHH Hoseokie~ pleaSE~ NoOOO~ AhhhhHHHH!!!!

Rapline : 😲😏😳

Rapline : *walks in with all their hopes and dreams*

Rapline : HYUNG WE-

Jin : One sec-

Jin : *Failed SSBTS for the 10th times*

Jin : NOOOOOOO- YOU GUYS RAP TOO FUCKING FAST!!!!

Rapline : 😐😐😐

Rapline’s hopes and dreams : *Shattered*

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New furniture

Sejin : Okay boys, see you tomorrow.

Jin : Wait hyung! Can I change my new bed? Preferably to a king size one please🙏!

Sejin : Why? What’s wrong with the bed?

Jin : Nothing~ it’s just... a little hard to fit everyone on there.

Sejin : What do you mean?

Jin : Wait.

Jin : *Shouts* Everyone~ It’s BED TIME!

Yoongi : *Pulls Jin’s arm* Right, lets go then.

Sejin : *Confused* Yoongi don’t you have your own room now?

Yoongi : No I don’t.

Sejin : *looks back at Jin*

Jin : *Now with 5 bodies clinging onto him*

Jin : Yeah.

Sejin :

Sejin : Your new bed will be over in an hour.

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So science has proven that Hoseok and Seokjin is highly compatible as a couple. #thechokingkinkcouple

They are made for each other *sobs* this is meant to be. This is so beautiful, romance is real everyone~

any member of bts: *walking around with their neck exposed*

hoseok:

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I’m sorry Bighit and Bangtan, I know y’all smart and deep but my pinecone brain cannot comprehen like

CAN WE NOT

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Me @bighit after watching the video :

“Hyung, is that it? There’s more you’re hiding from us, isn’t there?” (c)

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Me after watching : ?????? I don’t know what I’m watching but they are happy- WAIT NVM

you are the cause of my euphoria

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The only thing I understand from euphoria is that Jin is beautiful

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Sorry guys~ I promise I’ll come back🙏 Just been feeling lazy lol

Please come back, I miss your posts so much T.T

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Please come back, I miss your posts so much T.T