#incorrect bts quotes

[7ndipity]

Y/n: My hands are cold

Jin, holding their hands: is this better?

Y/n: my lips are cold too-

Jin, smacking his hand over their mouth: how about now?

[heyyouknowbts]

BTS as Florida man headlines, volume LVIII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

[notsocorrectbts]

Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos

[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?

Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.

Yoongi: I'm going to bed.

Seokjin: Good nitrogen.

Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.

Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

[daechwitonguetech]

Taehyung : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Namjoon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Yoongi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

[dizzydaisy713]

[Before a concert]

Jimin: you’re going to walk on stage and trip

Namjoon: i’m not going to trip, im not you

Yoongi: no, but you’re you

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #189

seokjin : let's go to church

namjoon : i'm atheist

seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?

[flevrry]

interviewer: what would you like to say to those who doubted your success?

namjoon: i hope they can see where i am now and believe in themselves too.

yoongi: how does my entire ass taste, bitches?

[bangtanstax]

*Yoongi rummaging through his bag aggressively*

Taehyung: Hyung, what are you looking for?

Yoongi: My will to live. 

[suga-kookie-chaos]

Namjoon: what's wrong?

Yoongi: *drunk, scratching the heads of five different cats, crying*: I don't have enough hands

[7ndipity]

Y/n: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Jungkook:

Y/n: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Jungkook: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms, Y/n.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen.

[notsocorrectbts]

Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.

Hoseok: Starfruit?

Seokjin: Close, that's a shape.

Jimin: Guys, you forgot about blueberries.

Seokjin: The listening comprehension of some people.

Yoongi: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Namjoon: Black isn't a colour.

Taehyung: Green bean!

Jungkook: Lemons!

Seokjin: I love stupid people more than anything.

[daechwitonguetech]

Yoongi: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Jimin: Forty five seconds?!?

Yoongi: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Jimin, hugging Yoongi: Too late.