ascendedcohost
ascendedcohost
Razors of the Static King
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The main offense of the Static King, may they carry out his plans.
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ascendedcohost · 10 months ago
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Don’t be scared! You have much more to be scared by! Like the eternal waiting for your turn in the teeth of a space alligator god! Yippee!
WHAT IS THIS "BOOp".
I'm getting s-s-s-SCARED !!!!
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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Oh, he’s back? I just got back from an adventure too.
Hi guys
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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[[Expect Event 1 to release sometime this week/weekend.]]
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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Okay, cool. I think I’ll see you in one or two months.
Hey guys if I spontaneously disappeared to find the power of friendship in like six and a half months what would you do :3
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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I know, right? Odd question, if I were to disappear in a search for a lost king, what would you do?
Hey guys if I spontaneously disappeared to find the power of friendship in like six and a half months what would you do :3
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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No clue.
*She was still, decisively not normal.*
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Hey guys if I spontaneously disappeared to find the power of friendship in like six and a half months what would you do :3
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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i'm seeing people losing hope for palestine i'm begging you seriously please don't. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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I know I said no writing during NOTN, but it doesn’t start til 9:00 tomorrow. I have time to do a little cohost lore.
Premonitions, perhaps?
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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So, what do you guys think of the fit? I personally think it looks great on me. Really encapsulates what’s going on. Gonna bring a king back and it’ll be great.
*The Ascended seems to be leaning into the ideology of the Static King.*
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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Cohomies quotes that never happened 1
Antiscience: You… you said I could trust you!! Antiscience: You said you were a GAMER!!! Froggy: Antiscience… I only play mobile games. Antiscience: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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Some pillows would be nice.
You. You like me, right?
-inhabitant of ascended cohost
YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.
*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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I don’t even know why I’m in this body, but I can’t leave. The name’s Bones. I was fighting a monster, chased by it, and last I know there was an actual flash of light that I wasn’t hallucinating.
You. You like me, right?
-inhabitant of ascended cohost
YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.
*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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I don’t think I was here for that.
You. You like me, right?
-inhabitant of ascended cohost
YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.
*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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Do I even know you? Did I?
You. You like me, right?
-inhabitant of ascended cohost
YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.
*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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Why did they kill me if they liked me?
You. You like me, right?
-inhabitant of ascended cohost
YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.
*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*
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ascendedcohost · 2 years ago
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I have a question though.
You. You like me, right?
-inhabitant of ascended cohost
YES. Also I couldn’t find your room take this.
*AS threw a friendship bracelet at ascendeds face. It was yellow and black striped*
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