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Wizard disguised as a harmless beggar showing up at a castle and doing everything in their power to make themselves an obnoxious guest so that when the master of the house finally snaps they can declare them a poor host and put a curse on them, but nothing is working, and they're starting to wonder who's really fucking with whom.

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The fantastical art of Dutch artist Franciscus Johannes Gijsbertus van den Berg aka Johfra Bosschart 1919 - 1998

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Sea Silk?

Ok, I did not know there were bivalves that created spinnable fiber.

I certainly did not have "Free-diving grandmother harvesting, spinning, and weaving fiber from clams" on my Bingo card today. But I am delighted!

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i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

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Everybody, this is Grym! He’s Hopper’s father and a traditionally evil dragon but with some extra razzle-dazzle added 🪩✨

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don't flirt with me, my tail knocks stuff off the table when i get excited

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

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tag your traumatized man comfort character

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I love 'hero living long enough to become the villain', but oughhhh, 'villain living long enough to become the hero' is life altering. Also not just ending in some goddamn sacrifice. They've gotta legit LIVE with those actions. And holy fuck, if they end up caring for someone they previously traumatized and now have to bear being the thing that haunts their nightmares for years? OH, THE ANGST, TAKE ME NOW!!!

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Giving my knights trophies whenever they make me happy (lipstick marks on their faces, neck hickies, collar bone hickies, thigh hickies, light breathy whispers in their ears, etc)

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The princess wants to get giggly high and eat several burgers.......

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My job is called "being a cute princess" and I should get paid a salary of $80,000,000,000,000 per second

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Knight.....the princess wants her hair brushed 🥺

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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well. yes!