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i dont think you realize how easily you make me smile
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pls stop asking me if im doing ok i don鈥檛 fucking know
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YAAAAAAAA'LLLLLLLLLLL MOTHERFUCKERS DON鈥橳 EVEN KNOW!!!!
Okay so. My mom鈥檚 been on my case about eating more and today I told her I was going to the gym and she asked me to eat something before I went because she was afraid I鈥檇 faint so I was like aight lemme have a peach because I don鈥檛 wanna hurt my mama.
Guys.
Dudes.
Bitches.
And hoes.
It was the best workout of my life.
I normally can burn like 600 calories in a workout on a good day. Today I burned twice that. I also didn鈥檛 feel like absolute shit the entire time. I only got a little dizzy after I really pushed myself on the stairclimber and normally I鈥檓 dizzy 10 fucking minutes into the workout. I felt so good. Those 46 extra calories let me burn 600 more than I would have.
I suggest if you鈥檙e restricting wait until half an hour before your workout to eat. It鈥檒l be worth it. Trust me. I believe in you, bitch! You can fucking do it! 馃槝
Calories Consumed: 399
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happy birthday, chica!! i hope you two have a great day today.
two days of work, and it was worth it.
@markiplier
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I鈥檓 on a diet so the only way I can satisfy my constant cravings for junk food is through art.
I made these icons for myself originally but anyone鈥檚 free to use them I suppose! The Steak one was commissioned though.聽
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Hey, I have an odd request.
My brother is autistic and loveees this specific penguin. Unfortunately we lost him whilst on vacation a few months ago. The hotel said he was probably taken away by the people who wash the bed sheets.
I would like to find an exact replica of this penguin for my brother. We bought him at the Hogle Zoo in Utah many years ago and they no longer are selling this item.
Please share, search thift stores, anything will help!!
Contact me with info: Twitter: odiomnibusvobis Tumblr: odiomnibusvobis
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