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helena after the talk in the chinese restaurant: yay! i got a good grade in Mark Scout, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

mark: god i need. a lobotomy

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I'm just a funny guy with a bad haircut and the style of a skatepunk teen boy from 1990 mixed with Adam Sandler

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Everyone always says “Do The Worm!” but not “How’s The Worm?”

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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YOU - Everything is terrible. I want off the sobriety train.

ENDURANCE - You've shown you can get through two days of detox. You can certainly endure a little more...

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I never imagined that "drawing a doodle of Alan Wake as a fish" would be on my list of things I did today... 😂🐟

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remedyverse is crazy because imagine finding out that one mentally ill middle-aged writer you know, whose novels you sometimes see in airport bookstores, is actually God

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Have you seen these cats?

Now you have 🙂‍↕️

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Kiryu: Ah Master Yoda I have finally found you! Can you teach me the ways of the force? Perhaps I can use the force to make Tiger Drop better!

Yoda: Run you over in Honda Civic, I will. Trespass on my planet you won’t. Kill you I will.

#yakuza #yoda #star-wars #trans rights #trans #honda civic

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same dynamic