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Two cents for Karell: millipedes?

Too !ong and way too many !egs!, but I'!! take one of those over a centipede a!! night every night! Compared to shit !ike spiders!, scorpions!, and roaches!, mi!!ipedes aren't that bad! Sti!! creepy!, but better than a !ot of a!ternatives!

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Lunaes two cents

°v°~ Cereal is not soup, and a hotdog is not a sanWhich. Noodles, however, are pasta. I am not taking constructive criticism. ~°v°

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Two cents for the new guy!

°v°~ It's a shame When people mock and make fun of terrible dancers. We all move like shit in the beginning. Just prancing like dumbasses or flailing stupidly or accidentally kicking and elbowing people While line dancing. Everybody sucks. That's hoW you start getting better! ~°v°

°v°~ And the people Who still suck entire ass after years? Shut up! Let them have their fun. And that goes for everything, not just dance. People are alloWed to be the Worst to ever do it. ~°v°

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Send “Two Cents” and my muse will share their opinions on something.

Can be an opinion about anything. Food, fashion, movies, music, a certain show, etc. Just remember that the muse’s opinions will not always be the same as the mun’s. Muse does not equal Mun!

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You see them outside the club wyd???

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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

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Hey Aelynn/Rennra, is a hot dog a sandwich?

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Me: Adobe is going up to $70, so I'm going to install Krita

Krita: Your OS is too out of date to run the program

Me:

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°v°~ Then you have nerves of steel! ... Do you have nerves of steel? Like, literally, What With the Whole cyborg thing you have going. ~°v°

>> You look back at the alley when you hear the still making noise and, from the sound of it, smack right into a wall. It's pretty comical, actually. You have to stifle a snicker.

>> The suppressed snicker turns into a bark of laughter upon hearing the preemptive rejection of giving you blood. You hadn't considered asking, but the fact that it was said nonetheless makes you laugh. And here you thought you were being subtle.

°v°~ Ahahahaha! Am I really so obviously enamored With blood that you thought I Was going to ask you for some? That Would be rude considering We only just met. I Would at least Wait until We're friends first. ~°v°

°v°~ Anyhoo, it's nice to meet you, Alcyone. That's a lovely name, by the Way. Very pretty. And yes, I do have mind control psionics. I can control anyone Whose blood I drink; the more I drink, the longer my control lasts.~°v°

°v°~ I can choose whether I mind control someone, though. It's not automatic like When I Was still figuring things out as a Wriggler. ~°v°

>> OH OKAY SO THAT'S HAPPENING NOW

>> You were hoping you'd get an actual response as to whether you should merely harm them or kill them -- Mostly because it'd give you an excuse to get some of their blood either way -- but your lack of initiative shot you in the foot. Now you need to get the hell out of dodge.

>> Then again, since they've been violently blinded, you could probably still get close enough to stab them and get a little taste without getting killed. Maybe. Hopefully. Afterwards, you could make them calm the hell down before they really cause a scene.

>> ... Nah. As much as it breaks your heart a little to pass up a chance for fresh blood, you should probably go. You leave the troll to his screaming and machete flailing in the alley and exit with whoever this is.

°v°~ You must be used to getting mugged. Most people aren't that calm When it happens for the first time. I definitely Wasn't. I panicked and bit the guy's face. I didn't a lot of blood, but I got enough to make him shoot his oWn feet so he couldn't chase after me once I ran aWay. ~°v°

°v°~ I'm Lunaes, by the Way. Since you're mostly cybernetics and Wires, do you have actual blood, or is it some kind of synthetic bio fluid? ~°v°

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>> OH OKAY SO THAT'S HAPPENING NOW

>> You were hoping you'd get an actual response as to whether you should merely harm them or kill them -- Mostly because it'd give you an excuse to get some of their blood either way -- but your lack of initiative shot you in the foot. Now you need to get the hell out of dodge.

>> Then again, since they've been violently blinded, you could probably still get close enough to stab them and get a little taste without getting killed. Maybe. Hopefully. Afterwards, you could make them calm the hell down before they really cause a scene.

>> ... Nah. As much as it breaks your heart a little to pass up a chance for fresh blood, you should probably go. You leave the troll to his screaming and machete flailing in the alley and exit with whoever this is.

°v°~ You must be used to getting mugged. Most people aren't that calm When it happens for the first time. I definitely Wasn't. I panicked and bit the guy's face. I didn't a lot of blood, but I got enough to make him shoot his oWn feet so he couldn't chase after me once I ran aWay. ~°v°

°v°~ I'm Lunaes, by the Way. Since you're mostly cybernetics and Wires, do you have actual blood, or is it some kind of synthetic bio fluid? ~°v°

>> It's a beautiful night for a relaxing five mile run through the city. It's also really hot. Like, so hot. You're kind of burning up, actually. You probably shouldn't have worn your scarf or the sweatpants, but you're almost done! Just a mile and a half left, and you can go hive for a while before your shift at work. Just a little more, and --

>> You pause when you spot a troll a ways ahead get yanked off the sidewalk and into an alley. As you're catching your breath, you ponder whether or not to get involved. They probably won't be killed, just threatened and robbed with the possibility of a beating if they get uppity. You see the victim run out only to get yanked back into the alley by the collar. ... Yeah, okay, you'll help.

>> You creep toward the alley's opening and see the aggressor has their back to you. You stare at the victim and pull out a large kitchen knife from your strife deck. Rather than immediately act, you make a stabbing motion followed by the classic finger-across-the-neck gesture followed by a shrug.

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>> It's a beautiful night for a relaxing five mile run through the city. It's also really hot. Like, so hot. You're kind of burning up, actually. You probably shouldn't have worn your scarf or the sweatpants, but you're almost done! Just a mile and a half left, and you can go hive for a while before your shift at work. Just a little more, and --

>> You pause when you spot a troll a ways ahead get yanked off the sidewalk and into an alley. As you're catching your breath, you ponder whether or not to get involved. They probably won't be killed, just threatened and robbed with the possibility of a beating if they get uppity. You see the victim run out only to get yanked back into the alley by the collar. ... Yeah, okay, you'll help.

>> You creep toward the alley's opening and see the aggressor has their back to you. You stare at the victim and pull out a large kitchen knife from your strife deck. Rather than immediately act, you make a stabbing motion followed by the classic finger-across-the-neck gesture followed by a shrug.

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... I finally have an idea for a Lunaes open

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Does everyone have something you'd be kind of curious to try out for a little bit, just to see what it's like, but that you 100% never will because you rationally know that it's actually legit dangerous and that you cannot just "try it a little bit" just to see what it's like?

I've always been kind of curious about what it would be like to join a cult. Like I know that it's like those underwater whorls that pull you down in a blink and you're never going to fight your way back to the surface again, so I'm absolutely not going to fuck with that shit, but I'm pretty sure I'd be really good at being in a cult.

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X__X~ good evening, brother. may you have the messiahs' blessings this night. ~X__X

A laughsassin raised by her church from the age of two sweeps and so devoted to her faith she had her paint design tattooed on

it was suggested to me and I will now make it happen.

reblog with your clowns and be judged by shitty kitty. or your nonmirthful purple/indigo/whatever you call that caste and be REALLY JUDGED.

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Well~ aren't you ju§t adorable. I could ju§t tie [REDACTED]

(A clown with no specific sect and likes it like that)

it was suggested to me and I will now make it happen.

reblog with your clowns and be judged by shitty kitty. or your nonmirthful purple/indigo/whatever you call that caste and be REALLY JUDGED.