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I just killed 87 women #misogynist

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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Yall don’t even know it yet but I have the GREATEST plan

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

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Triple threat starter packs

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hes proud of himself

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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That's how they do that

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what makes this funnier is this guy is a model dating a huge tiktok influencer now but Jim teacher will never leave him

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart

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Love