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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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how weird would it be if one day i just decided to move back to my main. like i swap the urls w this blog and don’t tell anyone. imagine being one of my followers from like 2015. imagine being my ex and seeing me post abt how much of a girlfailure she was.

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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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moodboard for cute girls 🤩

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Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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Little outfit change for an RP 🦆

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It was an incredible experience

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Why do I tack on so many wings knowing it’s going to be ME who has to render them??

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Soo, Kris is kinda dog coded, huh?

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Happy pride month

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They've been feeding Gloria lies about the my chemical romance concert to make her emo for a day

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“These are the eyes of a Strawberry Conch (Conomurex luhuanus). They inhabit the shallow tropical waters of the Great Barrier Reef and feed on algae and detritus.” © Lawrence Scheele

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess