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Armand orchestrated Madeleine’s death because she so easily outcunted him. Absolutely no effort just laughed him in the face at his questions “yeah I can live and be mentally stable for eternity. what, like it’s hard?” she said skill issue if you can’t handle killing as a vampire. Every night Armand has seven different existential crisis and Madeleine sleeps soundly without a shred of guilt WHILE ALSO looking dead drop gorgeous and being funnier than everyone around her. Armand had to take her out early. He never stood a chance

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I love how every week in post-episode interviews, jacob anderson is just chilling and pondering louis’ precarious psyche and being like ‘oh louis is so fucked up. that man is Not well, can you believe how unwell he is??’ while assad zaman kinda looks like he’s been up all night trying to absorb armand into his soul and he’s like ‘armand is a little scheming bitch, he’s always scheming and planning and also he’s lonely. but mostly scheming’ and then every once in a while a wild sam reid appears and he goes ‘btw whatever they’re telling you about lestat, they’re lying and my close personal friend lestat de lioncourt is NOT happy about it’

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Cody is an old tattered photo in wallet type of guy. Him and his brothers, the corners of the photo are folded over, it's crinkled to fuck and it has a coffee stain on the edge of it but he keeps it in his wallet and he loves it dearly.

Obi-Wan is a post-it note doodle in wallet type of guy. He has two, an attempt at a kitty that Luke drew him and a sword Leia drew. The pictures aren't great, I mean, they were drawn by three year old, but he adores them beyond belief.

Anakin just has Obi-Wan's phone number on a bit of paper for when he inevitably gets arrested again and needs to call him to bail him out.

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nora sakavic was so unbelievably real for assigning two lesbians to help look after jean. she knew what had to be done and did it.

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happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

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This, too, can be queer

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Can I get a cursed Wolf fact?

Dire Wolves were a real actual animal that lived in North America until right about 10,000 years ago, but they really weren’t much bigger than modern grey wolves! they were slightly more heavyset, but that’s about it.

however, their packs were much much larger than modern wolf packs, sometimes containing as many as 50 individuals.

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Dragon Age has always been queer. Dragon Age has also always been "controversial" for it. The homophobes and transphobes now throwing a fit over The Veilguard's queer cast are no different than than the assholes who came before them.

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born to be a lover boy <3

forced to be the avatar </3

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the inquisitor watching holes in the sky spit out demons

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we are so back

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imagine mending dozens of holes in the skies which spew out demons and shit bc of miscalculations of one guy just for them to be reopened by the same guy 10 years later. inquisitor doesn't have to imagine

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if varric dies you'll never hear from me again. im retiring

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extremely funny to me how solas literally cannot catch a single break. not a SINGLE ONE of his plans has gone off correctly. score 0/3

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i know it's been 10 years solas, but where is that masterwork armor i gave to you

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If I had a nickel for every time a Dragon Age protagonist interrupted the antagonist's Fade ritual at the beginning of a game releasing in the year 20*4, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.