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save me, comically large mug of assam, save me

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Love watching baking videos where the person carefully measures every ingredient with measuring cups and spoons and a scale, but then gets to the vanilla and is like “and one teaspoon of vanilla” or something and just dumps it straight from the bottle into the mixture

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Me, searching urgently through my box of buttons to find a match: Maybe this life ring plushie has heterochromia

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Ok. I somehow, by accident, ended up with 3.5 jobs.

Like I didn’t even interview for one of them and one was meant to be like a 1-time situation and one was only meant to be 3 terms but I’m on my fourth. So. Uh.

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Woe, bullet journal posting be upon ye

Actually so hyped about how the letters turned out, especially for May

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I feel like they’d get along

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he's a landlord. he's a childhood cancer survivor. he's an accused terrorist. he's my special princess.

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The rest of B-Shift hearing about Ravi committing domestic terrorism for the sake of Chimney even after Bobby offered to take the fall and just thinking, “Oh God, they finally got him. They roped Ravi into their sick little co-dependent work family. We’re never getting him back.”

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Eddie’s parents deserve way less grace than he gave them this episode.

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So I had to make a playlist for an assignment and it is possibly the least cohesive playlist I’ve made in my life and I have a playlist with David Bowie and the Andrews Sisters on it. Like. It has:

One Direction

Halestorm

Taylor Swift

Metallica

Newsies

Conan Gray

Among others. What even. I just. Ugh it’s so bad. But it fits the assignment so…

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Throwback to the one april fool's day prank I remember doing as a kid where I got up early, put my clothes on for the day, and got back in bed pretending to be asleep until my mom came to wake me up and I threw off my covers saying "April Fool's! I'm awake!"

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Also I think deck the halls is playing from somewhere???????

Dr office with automated voice that calls out a number like A532 or something every second is hell actually like holy fuck it keeps overlapping and there’s so much talking and so many people and it smells like basement and the lights are weird and the walls are like 5 different colours

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Dr office with automated voice that calls out a number like A532 or something every second is hell actually like holy fuck it keeps overlapping and there’s so much talking and so many people and it smells like basement and the lights are weird and the walls are like 5 different colours

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I think the reason Doctor Odyssey is so great is because all of the plotlines (both the personal melodrama of the characters and the actual medical emergencies) feel like the kind of plotlines that a show would usually only pull out like ten seasons after the show has already run it's natural course but Doctor Odyssey has had that manic, this-might-as-well-happen energy since episode 1 like what do you mean we're getting zombie apocalypse, appendectomy in a hurricane, shark attacks, syphillis epidemic, threesome in the suicide episode, John Stamos with auto-brewery syndrome, pregnancy, exploratory surgery with no blood antibiotics or power, accidental straight couple on the gay cruise, butch lesbian assists in an impromptu double amputation, and Angela Bassett and we're barely halfway through SEASON 1.

Amazing. Beautiful. 10/10. Usually we have to wait like ten years of actual real life to get this kind of quality bullshit.

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I love playing the game:

is my father being attacked or is he just sneezing?

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*accidentally activates every single trip wire but all the traps cancel each other out and I walk away scot free*