ashenwood
ashenwood
ash and wood ; new beginnings
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my name is ash. this is where i post witch-related things. i'm a secular green (or cottage) witch but i'm interested in learning about all faiths. i love witches in pop culture lately because of the shift from 'demonic' to 'actually a good thing.' i think that's something worth celebrating.
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept
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LOVE IT
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the fourth set of commissioned unusual dragon hoards ! looks like the breakfast and comic book hoarders might be cousins huh ? ? 
(part 1) (part 2) (part 3)
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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Why Do Birds Migrate?
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If you can’t get enough fowl in your life, we have more bird science here.
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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Just a quick reminder that every time you recite "Remember Remember the fifth of November" like it's revolutionary verse Alan Moore strangles a kitten.
It’s counter revolutionary. Guy Fawkes Night and the rhyme that goes with it are about celebrating the failure of the Gunpowder Plot. Guy Fawkes Night is a warning against revolution. They make a model of Guy Fawkes and set it on fire. It says "Start a revolution and we will kill and burn you."
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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raise ur hand if you clicked the button saying u voted just to see if tumblr would stop asking u if u voted and now ur icon is wearing a patroitic boater shame hat so the ghost of george washington can easily identify u when he comes to kill the liars and traitors
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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Murder is an outside activity.
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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What we’re reading
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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Well, first of all, you’re using Internet Explorer.
Helping adults on the computer (via spoopy-jess)
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ashenwood · 11 years ago
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1x01 - Pilot
- You don’t look so good.
- Well, I died this morning. So I’m sorry if my hair isn’t perfect.
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