catgirl software engineer. call me ashna. [25 | it/she]
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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woah I’m actually done????
there’s a good lesson here notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards
also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet.
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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy


Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
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big fan of "abysmal dogshit" coming into vogue as the term for something bad, if only because it's the first meme phrase like that in a while to actually make it sound like you hate something instead of just aloofly dislike it
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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"golly i sure wish there were cool things to see in chicago"
the quiet and austere cloud gate:
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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones
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