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How the GBA that I told myself I was gonna wait to mod looks at me from the shelf every day.

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They should make a jukebox Broadway Musical of A Knight's Tale.

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One of my tweets broke 10k, mom, I'm a niche internet micro-celebrity.

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Life is like a hurricane here in Leesburg.

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Something something Disco Elysium.

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It feels like Viz has localized every Nintendo Manga except for Metroid. Zelda has a million collections, Kirby Manga Mania has its full series, even Mario-Kun has a best of collection. And yet Metroid, arguably the best manga Nintendo made, remains untranslated. What's the hold up?

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Watching a playthrough of Metroid Other M can almost convince you that it's a flawed but fun experience, and then you remember that to play it you have to turn the Wiimote sideways and everything just falls apart.

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It's so weird going back to church after having not been going for a couple months, because you can tell everyone's worried you're like "leaving the faith" or whatever, and it's truly as simple as I'm just busy with school and it's summer break now, and so I have to deal with all the old people trying to give me the sales pitch on my own fucking religion, like god, I totally understand why people don't like Christians, we give off so much paranoid manipulation.

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I've been reading the Forbidden Game and this mf is too suave, I do not blame Jenny one bit, this guy put all his points into charisma.

Traced from original Jason Todd art by Kanno Ponta. Go check em out!!

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All these people posting that "I'd let the world burn for you" song, and you've been doing what exactly this whole time? Not letting the world burn?

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Me: I need to sit down and do work. I have so much writing to do.

Milo Manheim in Journey to Bethlehem: Wait! Don't you throw your stones, no, don't you judge her.

Me: 🎶I LOOK INTO HER EYES AND THINK I LOOOOVE HER.🎶

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Spontaneous combustion? No thanks. I'd like some spontaneous Kombucha.

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Felt cute, might delete later.

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Why is it that campy action stars are always out of gum? They should really plan further ahead.

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The last 24 hours have really felt like somebody up there is mocking me. I just got Chinese and my fortune cookie was empty.

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Found this in the Books-A-Million bathroom.

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The duck who walks up to the lemonade stand and the man who was running the stand need to seriously broach the strong sexual tension between them.