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soulmates

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yoongi’s presents that jin absolutely loves

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tag yourself I’m hoseok

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7 kings

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Jason: That’s it, Dick! Break the door down!

Dick: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!

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batfamily best & worst qualities:

Alfred: dedicated // does not take care of himself

Bruce: caring // deals by compartmentalizing

Selina: protective // avoids responsibility

Kate: enduring // unable to prioritize

Dick: altruistic // temperamental

Barbara: perseverant // lacks emotional intelligence

Jason: passionate // keeps grudges

Cass: moral // holds herself to impossible standards

Tim: loyal // can be cold and callous

Steph: courageous // reckless and impulsive

Duke: selfless // self-doubting

Damian: loving // arrogant

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Dick: the worst drug to crave is love from unloving people

Jason: I don’t know meth is pretty bad

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Dick: [Gives Damian a hug]

Damian: What the hell was that?

Dick: ...Affection?

Damian: Disgusting

Dick:

Damian: Do it again

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Duke: Dick, how'd you get the nickname, 'Robin'?

Dick: When I was a child I was carefree and light-hearted; not to mention nimble and constantly moving.

Jason, walking past: Wrong. It's because when he was seven he fucking slammed into a glass window at full speed and knocked himself out.

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Damian: Todd, he's back! That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.

Jason: Noobmaster...

Damian: Yeah, Noobmaster69.

Jason: *takes Damian's headphones*

Jason: Noobmaster. Hey, it's Jason Todd again. You know, the Red Hood? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna go over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt!

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Duke: So Tim? How good with technology exactly are you?

Tim: I have never put in a USB the wrong way.

Duke [under his breath]: Holy shit.

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Cassandra: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Tim: Is that what you do?

Cassandra: Oh no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Jason: So where’s this fire-breathing pain in the neck, anyway?

Dick: Goliath is in the Batcave.

Tim: He’s talking about Damian.

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Kidnapper: We have your sidekick.

Batman: You kidnapped Robin? My Robin?

Kidnapper: Yes.

Batman: Good luck with that.

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Bruce: Jason, I know you snuck out last night.

Jason, internally: Act dumb.

Jason: Who’s Jason?

Jason, internally: Not that dumb!

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Dick Grayson, 17 years old: I’m so sorry about Bruce. I can assure you, I did not raise him that way

Bruce Wayne, 32 years old: What?

Dick: I’m apologizing for you, please don’t make this worse