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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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More celebrities need to say stuff like this

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jjust in case you didn't know, scientists have recently discovered the reason you never see beast ghosts around for the most part and its this: it's always a human ghost coming out. rat dies? human ghost comes out. ox dies? human ghost comes out. louse dies? human ghost comes out. goose dies? human ghost. so you get the picture.

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Reminded by flag discourse about my proposal for a new Massachusetts state flag. The looming black triangle represents the creeping dread one experiences in Massachusetts, the white represents the horrible weather, the blue represents microplastics, and the slogan represents I saw it on a pack of cigs and thought it sounded sick

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rip ed and al you would have loved prank calling your boss while skitching a ride with his government-loaned car

oct 3 bonus:

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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt

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Joining the drawing Ralsei in the light world train

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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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I think a part of ART that is so underrated by the fandom sometimes is how much affection it shows for the people it loves. It's big and intimidating and mean sometimes and has no sense of proportionate retribution, but it's also very open about how much it loves its crew and Murderbot. It's not really just a hair-trigger angry ship, it's deeply protective of the people it houses in its hull.

And I wonder how much of that is informed by, or contributes to, the fact that it's a research transport that also goes directly into corporate territory and it and its crew protect and shuttle slaves and indentured servants and other disenfranchised people out.

And to do something like that, it's no wonder that it's so willing to take down anything that challenges it.

I mean. Imagine if your job was to protect your humans and you lived in a universe where everything is being slowly eaten by massively imperialistic mega-corporations who want you and everything you stand for wiped off the face of existence. You have to learn how to Fight the Hell Back.

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well that can't be good

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hey guys