asingularbee
A Fickle Pickle
I'm the Jersey Devil but 20% more goat and 15% less bipedal.
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She treble bob on my cambridge surprise major til i come round
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She treble bob on my cambridge surprise major til i come round
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the fact that the year ends on a sunday and starts on a monday is so sexy to me
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hey dude my buddy's in town with his wife. do you have a manger they could have a baby in? a manger yeah
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This did not hit well on Facebook but I'm hoping it will hit better in its native environment
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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have
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(texting) putting together a crew to set up a new botanical garden. let me know if you're in. charles is on fountains and he has some great ideas so don't even ask
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Hey if a guy's leitmotif starts building up again but this time it's got like a church choir chanting in Latin it's because he's decided to cool it and be friends right
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that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn’t she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael… pet photos of all time
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Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
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