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truly one of the most underrated undertale characters ever.

For those friends who are close, but don’t keep in touch as much as they should. <3

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best frisk origin?

best frisk origin

not sure if this has been done yet

but this is how i imagined things went down

bonus: 

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Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

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why have i not reblogged this yet holy living shit this it the best ever and I will forever love this comic.

I have not stopped thinking about this NPC and it fuckin warms my heart to know that Mettaton gave him his dress afterwards and I really wanted to draw it because IT’S SO DANG CUTE URGHRJHGKRFMRSKMFGKDFHNBVFNMmm

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I adore this art style for some reason, it’s cute, simple, charming, silly... It’s so wonderfully whimsical and that adorable foxy witch girl is super cute! I’m so reminded of Moomin and such, and that is a great thing.

More in class sketches 💖

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goddammit i’d forgotten about this post and how amazing it is and how much I love it. also look how BADASS Ron looks as he throws that curse.

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Okay fuck I know I don’t post here much but I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS

which do u think would win in a fight??? discuss

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sometimes I forget I have a tumblr.

then i get reminded by great shit like this.

so then I reblog it. :D

I was bored so I’ve been drawing Starfox being shop “buddies”

Gotta keep them ships in working order.

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Togusa! Though that isn't his Mateba Autorevolver is it? That looks much more like the Seburo M-5. Love the Tachikoma in the background!

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This is why I love Alfred Pennyworth as a character so much.... Also because of that wonderful English dry wit and sarcasm... Granted I have a conflict in my head between Michael Caine Alfred and the late great Efrem Zimbalist Jr as to his voice, because both are amazing.

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

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Finding Her Voice: Red's Agency in Transistor

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: there’s this girl, see—a pretty little thing—and she’s supposed to be the hero of the story. But everything she does is by the men around her. She lacks agency in her own story. She’s not acting independently. She isn’t free to make her own choices.

Like, say, a woman without a voice, and the sword who’s there to fill the silence?

That’s the glaring red flag that comes with Transistor: it sure looks like a game where you’re not supposed to project yourself into the character of Red as much as want to protect her. If Red doesn’t have a voice, then it’s really the sword’s story, isn’t it?

It’s so glaring that it seems like Supergiant Games wants you to think that going in, because the first thing they do is turn that impression on its head. Red doesn’t just have agency within the world of Transistor—the game itself is an exploration of what that means.

We’re going to dive deep into spoilers (right through to the game’s end), so stop here if that’s a problem.

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Questions with no answers

Ganondorf: I hunger. You two, fetch me something to eat.

Zant: .....Wait, us?

Ganondorf: Yes, so go get me some food and be quick about it!

Ghirahim: Right away, master.







Zant: So. Quick question.

Ghirahim: Yes?

Zant: What is food?

Ghirahim: W-What...?

Ghirahim: DAMN, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!

Zant: HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOD IS EITHER?

Ghirahim: I'm a freaking sword, I don't eat anything! What the hell is your excuse?!

Zant: I'm Twili, I just get all my sustenance from the Twilight!

Ghirahim: So NONE of us know what food is? Damn, Ganondorf will kill us!

Zant: Wait, let's think about this. We're both perfectly capable people, we can figure this out.

Ghirahim: Okay so food is something you "eat" right?

Zant: So in other words.... food is something that's "edible".

Ghirahim: ....So what's edible?

Zant: .......

Zant: ((Lies down on the floor))

Ghirahim: What are you doing?

Zant: Accepting my death.

Ghirahim: COME ON MAN! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YET!

Zant: Wait hang on, didn't you serve a master who would of eaten food?

Ghirahim: Demise? He liked to catch and eat his own meals so I'm unsure what he ate....

Zant: Come on, you have to have seen SOMETHING he ate!

Ghirahim: Uh, I remember he killed this white thing and he roasted it over a fire....?

Zant: Like, that white thing over there?

Cucco: ((Waddles about))

Ghirahim: YES, THAT'S IT! THAT THING IS FOOD!

Zant: So we just need to kill it and cook it right? We're saved!

Ghirahim: Prepare to die, small white fowl!

Ghirahim: ((Attacks the cucco))

Zant: For the horde!

Zant: ((Also attacks the cucco))







Zant: RUN FASTER DUDE, HURRY UP!

Ghirahim: DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN IN THIS SITUATION?!

Zant: WHAT SORT OF POWER DID YOUR OLD MASTER HAVE, TO TRY AND FIGHT SUCH A CREATURE?

Ghirahim: NO MORE TALKING, ONLY RUNNING NOW!

Zant: OH GOD WHY IS THIS ONE GOLD?!

Golden Cucco: ((Slams into Zant's face))

Ghirahim: ZANT NO!

Zant: SAVE ME, SAVE MEEABLLLARRGGGHHHHH!

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Zant!

Ghirahim: ZAAAANNNNNTTTT!







Ganondorf: You have finally returned, and yet I see you are empty handed?

Ghirahim: M-My apologies master but a crisis has arised! Enemy forces have already defeated Zant!

Ganondorf: What?! Hyrulean forces have infiltrated the stronghold?!

Ghirahim: No, it's even worse than that! It's-

???: COCK A DOODLE DO!

Ghirahim: OH GOD THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!

Cuccos: ((Break down the door and swarm in through the windows))

Ghirahim: CUCCOS! CUCCOS!

Ganondorf: Are you kidding me? They're just chickens, how hard can they be to fight?!







Ganondorf: EVERY LAST DEMON KING FOR THEMSELVES!

Ghirahim: WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!

Ganondorf: ((Throws Ghirahim into the swarm of cuccos))

Ganondorf: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR MASTER!

Ghirahim: FUUUUUUUU-BLLRAGGHHHH

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Ghirahim!







Impa: So, we'll move half our forces over this ridge towards-

Soldier: Emergency, emergency!

Zelda: What is it?

Soldier: It's Ganondorf, he's coming this way!

Impa: Impossible, no army could move so quickly!

Soldier: No, it's JUST Ganondorf but he's plowing through our forces by himself!

Zelda: Is this the might of the Triforce of Power...?

Ganondorf: ((Busts through a wall))

Soldier: OH GOD HE'S ALREADY HERE!

Impa: Back, fiend!

Ganondorf: IF I'M GOING TO DIE THEN I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!

Zelda: What?

Proxi: We're here!

Link: ((Kicks Ganondorf in the back of the head))

Ganondorf: SON OF A-... Perfect, we'll all die here together!

Zelda: What are you even talking about?

Soldier: Wait, something's coming this way! It's.... It's-

Cuccos: COCK A DOODLE DOO!

Soldier: AHHH! CUCCOS! CUCCBLLLARRGGGHHH

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Hyrulean Captain!

Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! DID YOU RUN ALL THIS WAY HERE JUST TO HAVE US KILLED BY CUCCOS?!

Ganondorf: YES!

Zelda: ....Hey, you.

Impa: We're surrounded, what should we do?

Zelda: Impa....

Zelda: ((Places her hands on Impa's shoulders))

Impa: Yes?

Zelda: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR PRINCESS!

Zelda: ((Shoves Impa into the cucco swarm))

Impa: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Impa!

Zelda: Quick, let's escape while the cucco's are distracted!

Proxi: We can't, there's a golden cucco blocking our exit!

Golden Cucco: C̶̢͘O͜C͝͝K̨̢͜ ̡͝A̸͢ ͜͜Ḑ͜͢OO̶D̵̢LE ҉̡ḐÒ̧Ơ͘

Ganondorf: I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN, I JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE!

Zelda: No wait, we have all three pieces of the Triforce here! We can use it's power to save ourselves!

Proxi: Let's do that then!

Zelda: By our powers combined....

Ganondorf: WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!













Ganondorf: OH DEAR GOD THE CUCCOS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TRIFORCE!

Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?!

Proxi: Welp, this is it buddy.

Link: ?

Proxi: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR FAIRY!

Link: !

Proxi: ((Flies away and abandons everyone))

Link: ((Flips Proxi the finger on both hands while being consumed by the swarm of cuccos))

Ganondorf and Zelda: FUUUUUUUUU-

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I have depression. I had spells off and on - chronic depression with a tendency to bottom out every once and a while - starting around age 13. When I moved to Toronto I had no idea I’d be actually hurting myself further - I developed seasonal depression, because where I was living (Calgary) had 25...

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W....WHAT... I... YOU... OH GOD

ok so I recently replayed Sims 3 and found this neighborhood from when I was like 12 and studying World War II called “Mengeleville.” I was curious, of course, so I opened it only to find that every single household had at least 8 clones of the Nazi doctor Josef Mengele and there were seriously like 200 Mengeles in the town guys; half of them were dating each other and you couldn’t have a normal Sim without them being friends/enemies with at least 20 Mengeles

needless to say I deleted the town because wtf was I thinking

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holy fuck what Mod for FONV is this and HOW DO I GET IT BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT ADDS LIFE TO THE CHARACTER DIALOGUE AND I NEED IT FUCK FUCK FUCK

Arcade, I’m asking you because I’m interested. Don’t put yourself down.

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oh

oh god what

i don't

why are my eyesleakingohgod

what have you done to me

I don’t think I’ve posted this yet - my piece for the Rookery anthology with some other just graduated SVA classmates. The theme of the book was myths and urban legends. I spent my childhood summers on an island in Nova Scotia, and I was always fascinated with seals, and, because of that, selkies.

Disclaimer: I have not made out with a seal. Yet.