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How do you feel when you remember that some people consider you as their "comfort character" even though you cause mass destruction and chaos and almost broke our universe and probably broke many other?

THEY SHOULD NOT BE THINKING OF ME THAT WAY! I MEAN, WOULD I REALLY BE A NICE LOVING BOYFRIEND WHO BAKES COOKIES FROM TIME TO TIME? maybe. NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I'M A TERRIFYING MONSTER WHO COULD DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE! OF COURSE, AT THIS MOMENT I CAN'T. I'M STUCK IN THIS LOCKED DIMENSION OR SOMETHING. BUT IF I WAS OUT OF HERE, YOU COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE TORTURE I WOULD BRING. DQG L ZLOO QHYHU VWRS VSHDNLQJ LQ FLSKHU'V!! (LW'V PB ODVW QDPH!)

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Is it true your related to the black cube of darkness

(you know from wander over yonder?)

HMMM, I'M NOT SURE! I DON'T REALLY SEE A RESEMBLENCE. I GUESS PEOPLE THINK WE HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY?

I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE IS BUT HE SURE LOOKS COOL!

//OOC ive never actually seen wander over yonder! or a real review of it, i might watch it soon.. dunno tho!

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opinion on popsicles that are apparently actually bugs and they're angry because you stuffed a box full of them in your freezer? i may or may not have a surplus

WELL, WHY HAVEN'T YOU EATEN THEM YET? THEY'RE STILL A FROZEN TREAT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK ABOUT IT! HELL, I'LL EAT EM' MYSELF IF YOU HAVE SOME LEFTOVER!

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Colorless dimensions are overrated and boring, do you agree Mr cipher?

OH YEAH I AGREE! HOWEVER... OVERRATED ISNT RIGHT, I KNOW A LOT OF ENTITYS FROM THAT OLD DIMENSION DIDN'T HATE OR LOVE BEING THERE, THEY JUST ACCEPTED IT LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING MORE OUT HERE... GOOD RIDDANCE!

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Opinion on spiders?

I LOVE SPIDERS! THEY ARE SO FUN TO JUST WATCH CRAWL AROUND, BUILD WEBS AND KILL OTHER BUGS! A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA SO ITS FUNNY TO SEE THEM GET SCARED BY THOSE LITTLE THINGS! HAHA!! RS GRHVQ'W OLNH VSLGHUV DFWXDOOB. UHDOOB DQB EXJ IUHDNV KLP RXW! ZHLUG..

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I will be your willing pawn if you give me fake affection

(Jokes aside op is everything okay??? Like, your home isn't, but oh god,terrifying.)

OKAY, WOW. YOU SEEM, REALLY SAD! BUT A PAWN IS A PAWN! AS LONG AS I DONT HAVE TO PUT TOO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS "FAKE ATTENTION" YOU'RE GOOD IN MY BOOK! //OOC hihi!! im back!! (again) and yes everything is still okay, i got a new computer!! its not as fast as my old laptop but the keyboard clicks so thats pretty cool!! everything is (mostly) set up in my home so im gonna try to answer more questions (even tho eventually i will forget again)

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//OOC

hello everyone!! im back!! sorry for taking such a LOOONG time to post again, i kinda broke my last computer so now i have to use this super laggy chromebook but im going to try answering all of your questions now! also my current living situation is completely fine! hopefully no more gas leaks ;P

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//OOC hi everyone!! i finally moved into a new house! we're still moving stuff in and we just got the internet on (like literally right before i wrote this) so hopefully i'll be posting more bill soon! luv u all!!!

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Holy shit op are you okay???? Don't worry about not posting, that sounds like it sucks! Hope you can get through these times okay ):

//OOC yes i am okay!! we moved out a lot of stuff before the house blew up cause my mom was really worried but now we going to be able to move into a new house that we rented! so i'll be moving out of my grandmas after we go back to our old house to find some stuff that was salvaged.

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//OOC hi guys!! sorry i haven't posted in a bit, there was a gas leak in my house and i had to move into my grandmas D: also 2 days after i moved into my grandmas we found out that a candle was still lit and it started a fire and destroyed half of the building. but i'm okay now!! i'll try my best to reply to your questions however they might be a little late!!

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Do you have anything you do like?? Other than like. Total chaos and Armageddon and all that

OF COURSE I DO! THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN JUST CHAOS! HERE'S A LIST OF SOME STUFF I LIKE: - BENDING KID'S FINGERS BACKWARDS UNTIL THEY BREAK - HIDING UNDER BEDS AND BITING PEOPLES ANKLES - STOPPING TIME AND EATING HAMSTERS - MAKING PEOPLE FORGET REALLY SPECIFIC THINGS - SILLY STRAWS!! THEY'RE SO SILLY!! OBVIOUSLY, MOST OF THOSE THINGS ARE PRETTY "CHAOTIC" BUT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM ME? IT'S BILL YOU'RE TALKIN TO!

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Do you like waffles?

SHORT ANSWER: NO. WAFFLES ARE ONLY GOOD WHEN THEY HAVE A LOT OF TOPPINGS ON THEM, BUT ALSO IF THEY HAVE TOO MUCH TOPPINGS THEY CAN TASTE REALLY BAD. I'D RATHER EAT PLAIN BREAD.

L GRQ'W HYHQ OLNH SDQFDNHV EXW WKHB'UH EHWWHU WKDQ ZDIIOHV!

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do u liek mudkips?

I FIND THIS THING REVOLTING. GET IT AWAY FROM ME. 1/10 ON THE LIKING SCALE.

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Do you like cats? (The animal not the movie)

I DON'T SEE WHY HUMANS LOVE THESE THINGS SO MUCH. I'D GIVE THEM A 3/10 ON THE "LIKING" SCALE.

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Hey, Bill! What have you been up to nowadays? Anything chaotic as usual?

NOT EXACTLY. I WISH I COULD I DO CHAOTIC STUFF BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN THIS ENDLESS VOID AFTER STANLEY TRICKED ME. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO HERE! ALL I CAN DO IS JUST SIT AND WAIT...

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Why are you awesome???

HONEY, I'M A TALKING TRIANGLE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE ANTAGONIST IN A KIDS SHOW. WHO DOESN'T THINK I'M AWESOME?

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Can I hug you Bill? If not thats fine. also wanna make a deal? The deal is you get my body and I can just chill in the mindscape!

YOU SEE A 3 SIDED GOD AND THINK "I wanna hug that guy!" WHAT A JOKE!

HOWEVER.. I DON'T REALLY DO THOSE KIND OF DEALS ANYMORE AFTER THAT "PUPPET" INCIDENT.. SO I GUESS I'LL TAKE THE HUG.

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